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Topic: flaming everclear mixed with crushed altoids is the manliest drink one could ever drink

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 14 years ago #21,127

prove me wrong

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #338,180

Goldschlager, Jägermeister, Rumple Minze, and Bacardi 151 in equal parts. if you don't die, you'll hate yourself for drinking a few of these

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,182

@OP

> prove me wrong

Everclear is bottled directly from the still. Mixing it with anything fucks it up. A real man drinks pure rot gut Everclear.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,183

Oh, also, moonshine. you need to try moonshine. it's not really that hard to find actually.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,184

@338,180 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
> Goldschläger
Isn't that the shit with the gold flakes floating around? Also, Bacardi 151 is damn good.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,185

@338,183 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
Won't that make me go blind?

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,186

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
only if it's really good

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,188

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
lol
like the first shot from the still?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 46 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,190

Red wine is the only true manly drink. Thanks.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,192

@previous (D)
Absinthe? Maybe. Wine is refined but hardly manly.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,193

@338,185 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
fap fap fap will make you go blind.
Palms will become hairy just prior too.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 32 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,194

@previous (C)
i heard frosting a cake with your butt will make you go blind too

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,200

@338,190 (D)
Shtick. Thanks.

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,203

@338,192 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
ok, i'll give you a tip since you're a youngster. if you're looking for manly, go with bourbon, whiskey, gin, or vodka. neat. maybe with ice. just a regular old sippin' drink. if you're looking to look like a douchbag drink anything flavored or over 100 proof.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,206

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
but all the cool bros at the sports pub drink jager bombs to start their nights right

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,210

@338,203 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
My mix is manly because it's strong. Altoids strong.
And Vodka is my main drink. Also, isn't bourbon a type of whiskey?

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

squeegee !firstkPE1Q replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,212

@338,206 (E)
sure, it's a douchbag thing to do, but people do it. Jager bombs are pretty good, but also very douchey.
sometimes it's fun to slum.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,215

@338,203 (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
And yeah I can't stand flavored vodka.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,217

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Wtf? Everclear is exactly the same thing as Vodka. The only difference is that Vodka has some age on it. Pour Vodka out of a cheep still and bottle it = Everclear. (Water is added to either to dilute it)

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 45 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,218

@previous (C)
I didn't say I hate vodka. I just don't like flavored vodka.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,219

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Read your own fucking Headline.
> everclear mixed with crushed altoids is the manliest drink one could ever drink

Everclear is cheep as fuck Vodka + Altoids is a mess of Mint flavor. Don't they teach you anything in ND schools?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,223

@previous (C)
Yeah but it's done in a way that overloads your fucking senses with potent stuff that will seriously fuck you up.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #338,224

Image went missing@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Pussy reply don't ya think?

If you crushed up Altoids and added Sprite and swallowed fast it would seriously fuck your senses up.

Pop one of these in your mouth and chew real fast.

Habanero Chile Pepper

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #338,226

@previous (C)
What about the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #338,227

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
The Trinidad Butch T Scorpion is currently the world's hottest chili pepper. Thanks.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #338,230

@previous (F)
*formerly

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #338,232

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
What beat it?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #338,235

@previous (F)
...the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion?

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #338,236

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Ah, ok. Have you tried it?

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #338,237

@previous (F)
Nah.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #338,239

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
I would love to! I love chilae peppae!

Alcoholic Green !OAFoAfh8j. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #338,252

Mix it with tobasco as well.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #338,458

Eat shit, nothing manlier than shit.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #338,506

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Alcohol is yeast shit. And it's the only shit I'll be eating, thanks.
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