@previous (B)
Why? Do you have a clue how a Fetus feels when being jostled during sex?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#338,001
I remember shitting my pants in kindergarten when I was 5 and I think I vaguely remember something about my preschool but not really.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#338,006
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
In kindergarten I remember a classmate. She asked for a pass to go to the bathroom. Teacher said NO. Class started to laff because she walked up to trash can in front of teachers desk and proceeded to use it as a proper receptacle.
Handel !tYHPZ2dvu6 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#338,007
Work up early one morning, got out of bed and walked past my brother who was screaming in his coth. I was probably around three
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#338,019
inb4 to4str tells us about fapping to the CP he stars in
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#338,025
I remember my entire house and most of the town I lived in when I was 3.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#338,027
'''Daylight
See the dew on the sunflower
And a rose that is fading
Roses whither away
Like the sunflower
I yearn to turn my face to the dawn
I am waiting for the day . . .
Midnight
Not a sound from the pavement
Has the moon lost her memory?
She is smiling alone
In the lamplight
The withered leaves collect at my feet
And the wind begins to moan
Memory
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again
Every streetlamp
Seems to beat a fatalistic warning
Someone mutters
And the streetlamp gutters
And soon it will be morning
Daylight
I must wait for the sunrise
I must think of a new life
And I musn't give in
When the dawn comes
Tonight will be a memory too
And a new day will begin
Burnt out ends of smoky days
The stale cold smell of morning
The streetlamp dies, another night is over
Another day is dawning
Touch me
It's so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun
If you touch me
You'll understand what happiness is
Look
A new day has begun'''
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,030
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,033
@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
That's like what, 5-years-old? You immature little fucks.
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Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,040
I remember parts of my time in nursery. Not sure which memory is the earliest though.
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,041
@338,027 (A)
Yes. That's what I claim, and it is true. T.Hanks.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,042
@338,019 (F)
implying to4str didn't start the thread
squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,044
I remember being paddled in kindergarten for lying and vandalism. I learned a valuable lesson: don't trust anyone, especially that bastard that ratted me out.
I'd have got away with it too.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,046
Every time I have asked this question to people, the responses will usually fall around 3-5 years until some guy says he remembers being in the womb. Some other guy will almost immediately chime in with some other, more detailed memory from the womb until people are telling stories about what their siblings looked like before they were born or giving verbatim reports of conversations their parents had. It quickly becomes a game of "You won't believe what I remember" that is obviously made of nothing but bullshit and need to one-up the previous story.
I once had an anthropology professor who defined cultural anthropology as the lies natives tell to anthropologists. He probably would have felt right at home listening to this kind of inane crap. I tend to avoid asking questions like "What is your first memory?" to groups of people as it is usually utterly uninformative and unbearably tedious to watch this game play out. It may, however, be a good question to ask if you are interested in where the biggest bullshitter in the room is sitting.
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,050
@338,042 (J)
implying that was not my implication, child
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,051
I was pretty stupid then, too. Both of my parents worked so I stayed in after-care until like 6pm. Instead of doing the logical thing, and going to the bathroom, and abandoning my soiled underpants, I just sat in my own shit for the remainder of the day. (I shat my pants at like 4:00 when school let out, and just lived with shitty underpants for a good 2 hours.)
I remember it was a lot, too. Like when I sat down, it really squished against my ass, like a poop cushion. I don't remember my parent's initial reaction upon picking me up, but I imagine it was poor.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,053
@previous (M)
Haha I'm the same way. I hated using public bathrooms so I never pooped at school. I couldn't wait this one day I guess and I remember telling my friends that I had to use the bathroom, leaving, pretending to use the bathroom for like 45 seconds and then coming back. No one bought it because it was nowhere near enough time for me to have actually gone inside and used the bathroom. I don't remember what happened after that at all either.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,055
@338,041 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Yes, so you claim. In your opinion.
postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,056
I do remember everyone pointing and laughing at me, because I clearly had shit in my pants. Except for one girl, her name was Jillian, and even though it was very obvious I had shat my pants, she said to me "I don't think (postmortem) pooped his pants.", to this day I consider her one of the sweetest girls I've ever met.
Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#338,058