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Topic: Are you going to watch the Olympics?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #21,043

I am!
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes 1 11%
No 8 89%

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #337,315

Maybe parts of it. The fencing might be entertaining.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #337,316

Probably just the Basketball games that team USA is in.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #337,317

@337,315 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Do you have all the events streaming? NBC is doing that for people who have cable.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #337,320

@previous (A)
Nah, it's just on TV. Probably BBC, haven't looked yet.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,419

Ha, the opening ceremony heavily features men in tophats.

Awesome.

Also people dressed as the Beatles.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx triple-posted this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,421

We have forged the Olympic symbol in the sky using sorcery.

Tophats, tophats everywhere.

WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,422

Maybe, I don't have Cable.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,424

The Queen and James Bond are skydiving in.

The tophats have vanished. :(

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,426

Why the fuck did the announcer speak French before speaking English?

The the nutters were right. This is clearly a terrorist attack.

WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,427

@337,424 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
The queen? Freak Accident in the works?
Current bond?

Good, shrug off the oppressive capitalist uniform!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,428

@previous (WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI)
The Queen?

OFF WITH HER HEAD

WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,429

@previous (E)
You're stealing Her line.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 55 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,431

@337,427 (WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI)
Nah, sadly it was sadly just an actor. And yeah, it was Daniel Craig.

(Edited 44 seconds later.)

WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,432

@337,421 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)


> Tophats, tophats everywhere.

But Seriously, fuck Top hats

> In the old days (it ran), before the glorious Revolution, London was not the beautiful city that we know today. It was a dark, dirty, miserable place where hardly anybody had enough to eat and where hundreds and thousands of poor people had no boots on their feet and not even a roof to sleep under. Children no older than you had to work twelve hours a day for cruel masters who flogged them with whips if they worked too slowly and fed them on nothing but stale breadcrusts and water. But in among all this terrible poverty there were just a few great big beautiful houses that were lived in by rich men who had as many as thirty servants to look after them. These rich men were called capitalists. They were fat, ugly men with wicked faces, like the one in the picture on the opposite page. You can see that he is dressed in a long black coat which was called a frock coat, and a queer, shiny hat shaped like a stovepipe, which was called a top hat. This was the uniform of the capitalists, and no one else was allowed to wear it. The capitalists owned everything in the world, and everyone else was their slave. They owned all the land, all the houses, all the factories, and all the money. If anyone disobeyed them they could throw them into prison, or they could take his job away and starve him to death. When any ordinary person spoke to a capitalist he had to cringe and bow to him, and take off his cap and address him as " Sir "

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,434

Now they're celebrating J K Rowling. I think. There's a giant Voldemort on stage.

Things have stopped making sense.

@previous (WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI)
Tophats are the superior form of hat. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,436

Now there's a giant sleeping baby.

WadeWilson !6lGsksrNJI replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,440

@337,434 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Down with the Capitalist Regime!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,444

Oh christ, something terrible is happening.

They are playing R&B.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 14 years ago, 55 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,458

Hahaha, oh god, some guy did a nazi salute when the Germans walked past.

Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #337,492

Did I miss the opening ceremony?
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