Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#21,025
I don't know what it is about the men you choose to be with. Are you just settling for whoever approaches you first, what kind of guy you see the other girls dating, what is it? I feel like because I don't have tattoos, a nasty beard, and a beer belly, women just aren't interested in me. I think when women in this town see a fit guy that is slightly muscular they just assume you're gay or some boring meathead. It's like taking care of yourself is a bad thing. I could wear ironic shirts with eagles and wolves on them, drink a gross amount of bad beer every night of the week, and pretend to be a good guitar player if that's what you think is interesting, and that's what you like to be around all the time, or maybe we could try to have new experiences, I could take you on hikes to places in Oregon you've never seen before, sleep on mountains and beaches under the stars, I could cook you food better than you'd get in most restaurants, I could fix your bike, mend a hole in your skirt, give you the best massage you've ever had, and I've got great stamina we could fuck all night. So, please give me a chance before you pass me off for not fitting the Portland guy mold. It can be a lot better than you realize.
squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later[^][v]#337,199
you really don't want to be sleeping on any beaches. sand fleas are a nightmare.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#337,202
what a d-bag
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#337,517
Ha ha ha. Every jackass with a dick and a bike thinks he's God's gift to Portland women.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#338,097
I don't know what it is about the men you choose to be with. Are you just settling for whoever approaches you first, what kind of guy you see the other girls dating, what is it? I feel like because I don't have tattoos, a nasty beard, and a beer belly, women just aren't interested in me. I think when women in this town see a fit guy that is slightly muscular they just assume you're gay or some boring meathead. It's like taking care of yourself is a bad thing. I could wear ironic shirts with eagles and wolves on them, drink a gross amount of bad beer every night of the week, and pretend to be a good guitar player if that's what you think is interesting, and that's what you like to be around all the time, or maybe we could try to have new experiences, I could take you on hikes to places in Oregon you've never seen before, sleep on mountains and beaches under the stars, I could cook you food better than you'd get in most restaurants, I could fix your bike, mend a hole in your skirt, give you the best massage you've ever had, and I've got great stamina we could fuck all night. So, please give me a chance before you pass me off for not fitting the Portland guy mold. It can be a lot better than you realize.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#338,098
@previous (E)
Thanks for repeating @OP verbatim. It really clarified a lot.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#338,106
Anonymous E replied with this 12 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#474,264
@338,098 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't know what it is about the men you choose to be with. Are you just settling for whoever approaches you first, what kind of guy you see the other girls dating, what is it? I feel like because I don't have tattoos, a nasty beard, and a beer belly, women just aren't interested in me. I think when women in this town see a fit guy that is slightly muscular they just assume you're gay or some boring meathead. It's like taking care of yourself is a bad thing. I could wear ironic shirts with eagles and wolves on them, drink a gross amount of bad beer every night of the week, and pretend to be a good guitar player if that's what you think is interesting, and that's what you like to be around all the time, or maybe we could try to have new experiences, I could take you on hikes to places in Oregon you've never seen before, sleep on mountains and beaches under the stars, I could cook you food better than you'd get in most restaurants, I could fix your bike, mend a hole in your skirt, give you the best massage you've ever had, and I've got great stamina we could fuck all night. So, please give me a chance before you pass me off for not fitting the Portland guy mold. It can be a lot better than you realize.
Dw ltd joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#474,290
Lol
also i hate dudes who are like'i will take you hiking'
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#474,294
@474,264 (E)
I don't know what it is about the men you choose to be with. Are you just settling for whoever approaches you first, what kind of guy you see the other girls dating, what is it? I feel like because I don't have tattoos, a nasty beard, and a beer belly, women just aren't interested in me. I think when women in this town see a fit guy that is slightly muscular they just assume you're gay or some boring meathead. It's like taking care of yourself is a bad thing. I could wear ironic shirts with eagles and wolves on them, drink a gross amount of bad beer every night of the week, and pretend to be a good guitar player if that's what you think is interesting, and that's what you like to be around all the time, or maybe we could try to have new experiences, I could take you on hikes to places in Oregon you've never seen before, sleep on mountains and beaches under the stars, I could cook you food better than you'd get in most restaurants, I could fix your bike, mend a hole in your skirt, give you the best massage you've ever had, and I've got great stamina we could fuck all night. So, please give me a chance before you pass me off for not fitting the Portland guy mold. It can be a lot better than you realize.
ctsOpnc son !iH0dKz0pn2 joined in and replied with this 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^][v]#474,300
"take you hiking" in portland is "drag you off to kill and/or rape you" everywhere else