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Topic: A unionized public employee, a member of the Tea Party, and a CEO are sitting at a table...

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,099

In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies looks at the tea partier and says,"look out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #37,943

If there were a tax collector there, he would have ate all the cookies and forced the CEO, unionfag and teafag to bake more.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,944

@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
This.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,945

Taking public cookies isn't libertarian at all.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,949

@previous (D)
Yes it is, so long as one has permission to consume them.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,959

@37,943 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
Corporations pay nothing, CEOs get tax breaks, and Tea Partiers (Red States) get more in federal funding than they put in.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,960

@OP
LOL Totally read that as un-ionized at first.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,963

@previous (E)
Heh I did too, but didn't want to admit it.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,966

I for one can't wait for the federal government to freeze.

dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,981

@37,944 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
@37,943 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
rightwing is not a toy bud
grow up and leave

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,984

Cookies for all who need them
Ovens belong to the workers
Fight the fascist state

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,987

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
The ovens belong to the people who payed for them.

AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #38,011

@37,966 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
Because you pay a lot of taxes right now and you’re just so oppressed by the burden?

Stop framing your stupid political positions on shit that you don’t even know about.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #38,022

@previous (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
Exactly what good has the federal government done? The Social Security program breeds laziness, the drug war causes much debt and limits on freedom, and the FBI needs to fuck off with the piracy bullshit. America will be better with a stopped federal government. Oh, and thanks to labour laws, it is unbelievably hard to find a source of income beyond prostitution (which I wish I had thought of when I was younger to get much money for vidya).

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,054

@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
Labor laws protect individuals from abuse. It’s the greedy executives and shareholders who make it difficult to find work, not the laws.

Would you really want to work manual labor without OSHA?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,060

@previous (AC !tyLmN8C16E)


> Would you really want to work manual labor without OSHA?

Nobody here knows manual labor. Also OSHA is new and only serves to decrease production and generate revenue for the government. Companies pay for their fines with our money and by sticking it to their workers.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,143

@38,022 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
Social Security, or SSDI?

God you're dumb.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,170

@38,022 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
Light have mercy.
You yourself actually refused to do "low" labour because you saw yourself as too good for it. ;)

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,179

@38,054 (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
I'd take that over sucking dick for a job at McDonald's.
@38,143 (L)
Social security. You know, the "having money taken away to pay for old people retirement" program. And to a lesser extent, SSDI because of how little requirements and not enforced.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,180

@38,170 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
It's not that, it's just that I am far too old to make good money being a whore. Much paedophilia here and I could've made great money but now that I am older I am not able to take advantage of sick fucks.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,181

@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
The Nega believes his conversation partner is intentionally missing the point, and is tempted to simply leave the thread.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,183

cookies aren't a thing you play with man

get older and evacuate

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,185

@38,181 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
HAHAHAHA

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,278

@38,180 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)
You’re just angry because you fart dust and nobody loves you.

AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 31 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,303

@previous (D)
I think this man is on to something…

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,305

I like psychopath in spite of his naïve world view...

stal !1D/0jYoCpk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,306

> unionized
> un-ionized
> ionize OP

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,311

Also, I'm sure these rallies are causing more people to join unions rather than leave them.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,315

@37,987 (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)

And how did those people get the money to pay for those ovens?

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,322

We are only able to live the lives of comfort we have because of the work of billions who came before us.

Nobody has worked for everything they hbe today. Nobody.

@Op
That would be hilarious if it weren't so accurate.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,805

@38,305 (P)
Every day I find a new reason to hate this nation. The list keeps on growing ever longer.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,810

What do you feel when you're not horny or angry?

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,815

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Who are you replying?

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,831

@38,315 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)

> And how did those people get the money to pay for those ovens?

Does it fucking matter? Life isn't fair,boo fucking hoo.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,836

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)

Exactly. So fuck the people who paid for the ovens. They belong to the workers now.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,840

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
no, fuck the workers and fuck their illegitimate children. Fuck them all the way to the poor house. I want to taste their delicious fucking tears.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,841

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)

Enjoy your increasing socialisation, bitch.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,843

@38,840 (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)
I hate to ask, but... you mad?

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,845

@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
nope. I just like the taste of tears. They're good for you. Sadness and misery of others gives me a hardon.

!tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,881

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)
That doesn't seem healthy, sir.

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Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #38,884

@38,845 (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)

A lot of things give me a hard on. The idea of revolution is one of those things.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,001

@38,836 (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
If the workers work hard enough, they can buy the ovens.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,011

@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)

The ruling classes don't want the workers to buy their own ovens. They want the workers to work on their ovens for a pittance of what they're producing.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,013

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
The dollar speaks rather loudly.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,018

@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)

Which is why they do not give the worker very many dollars.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,025

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
If the workers combine their dollars, they can.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,034

@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)

But then we end up with collectivised ovens, which is what I'm arguing for... you're saying you agree with me?

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,050

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Yes, but the workers will have to make a profit somehow. Ovens ain't cheap.

AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,054

@previous (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,059

@39,050 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)

They wouldn't need to risk all their bread in my glorious anarcho-collectivist state.

psychopath !PAHVpsycho replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,157

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
How do you plan to fund the gas usage and electricity to run said ovens?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,162

Requesting temporary Suspension of Retardation.

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,165

@39,157 (psychopath !PAHVpsycho)

Collectivise the utilities.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,189

I always lol a little at people who believe that the entire government should base its policies on economic matters

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,202

@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)

Everything can be solved by collectivisation.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,301

@39,189 (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
i always lol at 15 year olds who don't know to shut up when grown-ups are talking.

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
Can I be the head of your collectivist government's secret police?

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,326

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)

No need for police in my Ashist paradise... for there will only be one law.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,328

@previous (Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp.)
So, if there are no police, am I free to rape and pillage?

Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,331

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)

You're free to try. I think you'll find your new career will be rather short, though.

AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,332

@39,328 (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)
Nope. The Collective has converted all crimes into violations of the laws of thermodynamics.

They no longer exist.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,335

@previous (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
The laws of thermodynamics no longer exist? I can haz perpetual enerjy?

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,341

@previous (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)
No.
You are locked into eternal stasis. :3

AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,408

@39,335 (Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc)
Crimes no longer exist, my child.

Our Thermodynamic Advancements have rendered them moot.

This is the new era.

Jack Squire !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,414

@previous (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
I beg to differ. I'm going to go steal shit right now.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #39,429

@OP
Ionize that fucker!
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