Topic: I shove objects into my (black) co-workers ass when he isn't expecting it.
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago#20,976
Does this make me weird? I don't get turned on by it, but he always lets out an extremely girly "yipe!" and I can't help but continue to do it. He's a good sport about it, but it seems like I get more competitive and abusive after each day passes. I'm afraid he's going to snap, but I can't help myself.
Our boss is really ghetto and black. He's from DC and always covers his mouth when he laughs and runs away whenever it happens. He says things like "you ain't got no scizzaz" instead of asking me, "do you have any scissors?" I don't feel like I could take him seriously if he tried to counsel me about it. I feel so trapped. The person who I am anally annihilating seems to be laughing in a very playful way, and he calls me one of his best friends. I feel by eliminating the butthole jabbing (pens, rulers, car keys, water bottles) there might be a missing dynamic or something.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#336,668
Can you do it in my office so I can watch?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#336,669
I'm going to make a video on Friday. That might satisfy you.
Falco !VYDDrUD3gc replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#336,672
@336,667 (A)
If you ease off of it, he might have an easier day at work AND he'll trust you with his butthole. It's a win-win.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#336,674
@336,667 (A)
The reason you and your coworker aren't having sex is because you're both submissive bottoms. You're becoming competitive and abusive out of frustration with your inability to please him sexually. This self-imposed inadequacy is evidenced by your willingness to willingly subordinate to ghetto scum.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#336,680
All you need to do is cuddle and stare into eyes.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#336,682
@336,674 (E)
This poster is an expert. I can tell by the pixels.
Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#336,698
> > Maybe you should ask your boss about it > > Our boss is really ghetto and black. He's from DC and always covers his mouth when he laughs and runs away whenever it happens. He says things like "you ain't got no scizzaz" instead of asking me, "do you have any scissors?" I don't feel like I could take him seriously if he tried to counsel me about it. I feel so trapped. The person who I am anally annihilating seems to be laughing in a very playful way, and he calls me one of his best friends. I feel by eliminating the butthole jabbing (pens, rulers, car keys, water bottles) there might be a missing dynamic or something.
Is this guy a drug kingpin? Are you guys running a brothel for men? Is this why you're employed to do weird shit like this?
Spill the beans
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#336,709
Sup Becky.
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#336,721
Alcoholic Green !OAFoAfh8j. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#337,348
I almost choked laughing. OP should be done for attempted murder. Seriously though, how can you molest his anus when he has trousers (pants) on?
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#337,361
OP is a limp dick. Needs to use a pencil where his own dick should suffice.
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#337,466
Holy Christ OP. Just lick it and stick it already. And by that I mean lick his anus until it's good and wet, then proceed to fuck his ass good and deep.
Fucking amateurs. And fags wonder why there's now a shortage of tops in the world. It's because "straight" men have been pussified.
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#337,467