Topic: Meeting my girlfriend's parents tomorrow. How should I act?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #2,090
I have no job, car or house and i'm 19.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #37,665
Have you had sex with her? IF you have then definitely don't act like you have. Really just be super polite, plenty of 'please' and 'thank you' as well as a lot of 'ma'am' and 'sir'.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,667
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,670
@37,665 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I'd have to disagree. You have to show the father that she is yours now. Be possessive and flirtacious and he'll get the message and should accept your dominance over her.
I'd have to disagree. You have to show the father that she is yours now. Be possessive and flirtacious and he'll get the message and should accept your dominance over her.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,675
@previous (C)
She is meeting me at my place first. Should I have sex with her before her parents? I really want to do her in her room as well.
She is meeting me at my place first. Should I have sex with her before her parents? I really want to do her in her room as well.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,677
@37,670 (C)
Depends on the relationship the two have. If she is daddy's little girl that'll get you kicked out. A little playful flirtation with her will probably be fine as long as it looks innocent. Parents eat that shit up.
Depends on the relationship the two have. If she is daddy's little girl that'll get you kicked out. A little playful flirtation with her will probably be fine as long as it looks innocent. Parents eat that shit up.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,679
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,680
@37,677 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Aww shit. I dunno whether to bail out. It's not formal. Just an informal. Her dad is a gangster or something.
Aww shit. I dunno whether to bail out. It's not formal. Just an informal. Her dad is a gangster or something.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,681
Another tip, mention you're a Minichanner. That'll earn you some major points.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,685
@37,680 (A)
Nahhh don't bail. Just be polite and feed off of their comfort level. If her dad is joking around a lot and teasing you then you can let your guard down some. Who does she have the better relationship with?
Nahhh don't bail. Just be polite and feed off of their comfort level. If her dad is joking around a lot and teasing you then you can let your guard down some. Who does she have the better relationship with?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,689
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,694
@previous (A)
Ahhh, then be suuuuuuuuuper nice to her mom. Feed her ego and try to get in good with her.
Ahhh, then be suuuuuuuuuper nice to her mom. Feed her ego and try to get in good with her.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,700
@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)I'm not staying for too long. They know that. I'm just scared they'll say she's not allowed to see me.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,704
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,708
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Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,719
@previous (A)
Probably to an extent, but really you shouldn't work yourself up over that. Just be polite and go with the flow. If they joke around alot then try to play back.
Probably to an extent, but really you shouldn't work yourself up over that. Just be polite and go with the flow. If they joke around alot then try to play back.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,722
Punch her father in the face to assert your dominance over him and his family.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,724
Ash Ketchup !iC5Sra0Wb2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,746
> I'm just scared they'll say she's not allowed to see me.
That actually happens nowadays?
That actually happens nowadays?
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,750
@previous (Ash Ketchup !iC5Sra0Wb2)
With younger teens I imagine it does. In this situation, I can only imagine it would if the parents were racist and he happened to be the race they hate.
With younger teens I imagine it does. In this situation, I can only imagine it would if the parents were racist and he happened to be the race they hate.
Ash Ketchup !iC5Sra0Wb2 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,751
@previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)Yeah, my parents have forbidden me from getting a black girlfriend. They're stuck in their ways, I guess. Pic related.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,752
@previous (Ash Ketchup !iC5Sra0Wb2)
My parents have never come out and said so, but I know they would not be too happy with me.
My parents have never come out and said so, but I know they would not be too happy with me.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,755
My gf is white.
Ash Ketchup !iC5Sra0Wb2 replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,757
@37,752 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
They said it like they were joking but I could tell they were very serious.
They said it like they were joking but I could tell they were very serious.
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,758
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #37,956
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #37,957
@37,675 (A)
> Should I have sex with her before her parents?
Wait, what are you asking here? Are you asking whether you should have sex with her and then her parents, or if you should have sex with her before her parents do?
> Should I have sex with her before her parents?
Wait, what are you asking here? Are you asking whether you should have sex with her and then her parents, or if you should have sex with her before her parents do?
Ash Ketchup * !bbKEtchUp. replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #37,973
@37,956 (G)
I'm also not allowed to be gay, but that's fine because I'm not gay. I cracked a joke by pretending to be worried about the fact my new black boyfriend was coming round later.
I'm also not allowed to be gay, but that's fine because I'm not gay. I cracked a joke by pretending to be worried about the fact my new black boyfriend was coming round later.