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Topic: I have no talents, skills, hobbies, or abilities. What do I do?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU started this discussion 14 years ago #20,880

[see title]

help, mes amis. I am lost.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #335,682

Trap

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #335,683

Become an international swashbuckling adventurer.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #335,685

@OP

> [see title]
>
> help, mes amis. I am lost.

Mix up a bucket of sugar syrup and slather all over your rear parts. Stand on busy street corner and sell yourself to the highest bidder as breakfast.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #335,687

@335,682 (squeegee)
I don't like hunting or hurting aminals.

@335,683 (C)
I don't have swashbuckling prowess or a naval vessel to travel the seas on.

@previous (D)
I hate breakfast

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #335,688

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)

> I don't have swashbuckling prowess or a naval vessel to travel the seas on.
Don't worry, all you need is a basement.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #335,689

@previous (C)
I don't have that, either.

I'm also indecisive (in case you all didn't know that). I'm not getting anything done because of it.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #335,690

@335,687 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
You become breakfast for someone else.

@335,683 (C)
If in China the only adventure is eating rats & snakes and insects.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #335,695

Develop talents, skills, hobbies & abilities.

Do it.

Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #335,733

Welcome to my world.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #335,734

@335,687 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
> I don't have swashbuckling prowess or a naval vessel to travel the seas on.

Neither does MAtt

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #335,735

get skils

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #335,736

You need to something. If you do nothing then you're buggered.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #335,737

@335,733 (Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM)
You still need to see a doctor for a full check up.

Shtickmaster !kwqMjU7UDw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #335,819

Become a police officer.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #335,822

Become a Spin Doctor.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #335,824

do a barrel roll

squeegee !firstkPE1Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #335,830

work in china. I know a guy who's paid to be "the white guy" at chinese business meetings to lend the company credibility. He doesn't do anything, or even talk. He just stands there being white. Asians love that sort of thing.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #335,834

@previous (squeegee !firstkPE1Q)
lol

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #335,885

get fucked

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #335,909

Update: Still Skill-less. But also still interested in Fiats.

Does anyone have ideas for things? I have a swanky business meeting 2moro and I need ideas.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #335,910

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
As a once owner of a Fiat, one cannot be skill less. Keeping that Italian thing running took some skill on my part and lots of prayers.

Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #335,912

@335,737 (D)
Oh, right, what did I need to get checked again?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #335,913

@335,910 (N)
I could keep a bottle of olive oil in the car to quench the car's thirst? Surely that'll help the Italian Stallions run.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #335,915

Keep calm and carry on.

Anonymous N replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #335,920

@335,912 (Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM)
Hormones etc etc. Tell Doc what you have told us about you.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #335,983

Business meeting went great. Lots of synergy. Learning to have great interpersonal skills. Ate Mexican.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #335,985

@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
So you ate out a Mexican. She or He?

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #335,994

@previous (D)
Oh, you and your misunderstanding for comedic effect.
Regular food of the mexican culture, silly goose!
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