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Topic: Is wanking on the spot good exercise?

Green !vwEXHlajoI started this discussion 15 years ago #2,084

I still feel ill enough to not go outside.

sim !PznzndQYds joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #37,562

> wanking

You mean walking? You troll us so hard Green.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,565

just fuck your pretend girlfriend.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,566

No excuses.

Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #37,586

MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

- http://www.dailymuscle.com/2006/05/12/lets-talk-about-sex-and-calories/

bobby2sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #37,588

sh*t i'm goin to fade away any time now if thats true.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #37,620

@37,586 (Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG)

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MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

> - http://www.dailymuscle.com/2006/05/12/lets-talk-about-sex-and-calories/

That means you only need to wank off 10 times a day to burn off one pound (based on the maxed out version of wanking at 300 calories)

11.56 time a day

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