It's generally new release movies and music that companies give a shit about enough to go after -the popular stuff that really has the potential to eat into opening week profits or sales rankings. Book publishers have started to get in on the trend, but I think it's mostly going after torrented textbooks. (You'll probably be fine for now.)
@previous (B)
I have an account there, but I rarely use it.
Am I safe?
@335,122 (Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM)
> Am I safe?
Possibly not, but let's be sure. Your future may be at stake here. I need you to follow these directions
very closely.
First, we need to make sure that your home is not under surveillance. Turn off your computer. Shut off your phone, take out the battery, and put the phone inside your microwave. Go through your house and turn on all faucets on every sink and bath you find. If have a washing machine and dryer, then turn them on as well. Tune every television and radio in the house to broadcast static and turn it up to top volume. Now, we can begin checking for bugs. Thoroughly search your home for any kind of monitoring device. Remove drywall, pull up carpet, and tear up the floor-boards if necessary. If you find such a device (or anything you even
suspect of being such a device) I want you to put it in the microwave with your phone and keep the door
closed.
Second, you need to make sure that no one is watching you from outside your home. I want you to turn off all the lights and electronics now. Draw all the curtains, blinds, and shutters on your windows. Lock your door. Wait in the darkness for no less than eight hours. Try to keep completely silent. After some time has passed, you need to carefully peek outside
all around the house. If you see any white vans parked nearby or hear circling helicopters,
do not go outside. If you have any aluminum foil, now would be the time to wrap it around your head. If you have enough, try to make a small tent to sleep in, because you are going to need to wait at least another 24 hours before leaving your house.
Once you have waited at least a day and you are sure that
no one is watching you, go to the kitchen, program your microwave to cook for 30 mins at its highest power, and then leave the house immediately. Go directly to your bank and withdraw all of your money. After that, go directly to the airport and purchase a ticket to the Cayman Islands flying in to Owen Roberts Airport on Grand Cayman. Once there, you need to go into the mens' room off the main terminal. Sit down in the third stall from the door and tap your foot each time you hear someone enter. Someone will eventually knock on your stall door and ask if you "want service". You need to say: "Yes, but Alfonso usually handles that for me." You need to say those words exactly. You will hear the man leave. Someone will be along shortly, and you will receive further instructions that I cannot give you here.
Good luck, and may God be with you.
@previous (B)
Wow, what is the source of this copypasta?
@335,122 (Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM)
We'll put our best people on finding out.