Topic: <fake_anon> I know what I'm talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin...

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #20,526

put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others' eyes for about a minute.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #332,102

This never happened.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #332,103

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's easy to have sex with a dolphin, bro. What's hard is building a relationship based on trust and mutual respect.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #332,106

@previous (squeegee)
She isnt into foreplay and never wants to cuddle with me after sex. This dolphin is beautiful but so unsatisfying.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #332,107

@332,103 (squeegee)
If the dolphin is underage, then this would be a case of Petophilia.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #332,110

It gets worse.

<fake_anon> Goddamn I am just so into vore these days.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #332,113

@previous (F)
...but I never said that.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #332,114

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Look, he's denying it! That completely confirms it!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #332,115

I remember reading about someone who tried fucking a dolphin and ended up with his penis ripped off.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #332,117

@OP

> put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others' eyes for about a minute.

In theory ONLY I could say I kissed a Sea Lion. Dove into a wave and my face came face to face with Whiskers
We both came up and stared at each other for about 10-15 seconds Startled Sea Lion stayed with me for about 20 minutes but as I slowly tried to reach out to touch it - it drifted just out of reach - gave up because water was to cold to stay in.

Was awesome experience!

astromermaid joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #332,280

i love grumpy bear

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