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Topic: I quit eating dairy products.

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #20,491

Since it is impossible to milk cows without also getting udder-pus in the milk I am not eating any dairy products ever again.

Who is with me?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #331,785

I find the additional udder-pus to be quite refreshing and nutritional.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,786

This is udderly ridiculous. I mean, I've heard of aversion to udder-pus but this is just milking it. Don't have a cow, man.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 54 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,787

Image went missing@331,785 (B)
Gross.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,789

@331,786 (C)
Needs more puns!

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,791

@previous (A)
I could, but they'd be past your eyes before you caught them.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,792

@previous (C)
Ha. Clever.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,795

@OP I’ve been avoiding dairy for a while, now. I’ll sign on in your crusade.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,797

@previous (E)
Woohoo! Thanks Anon.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,798

But... If you eat meat then you're eating the biologically broken down and reconstituted remains of other plants and animals.
And cow spit, that's disgusting.
You can't eat meat that isn't full of its own foul secretions!

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squeegee double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,799

Also cows come from semen, you disgust me!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,803

@331,798 (squeegee)
Missing the point. Also I wouldnt eat genetically engineered crap, which is banned in Europe anyways. But my point is that if you take milk from the shop and analyse it you will find pus, that doesnt go up for your point. That said, you weren´t even first.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,806

@previous (A)

> Missing the point. Also I wouldnt eat genetically engineered crap, which is banned in Europe anyways.
source

squeegee replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,809

@331,803 (A)
Yeah and if you genetically analyze cows you'll find blood all in their meat, sicko. Go drink your pussmilk and bloodmeat.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,810

Because the idea of consuming something that was squirted out of the swollen teats of another species wasn't repulsive enough? You're worried about pus? Sorry OP, eating isn't for the squeamish or those prone to over-think things.

That said, my existence would be gastronomically meaningless without cheese. Enjoy your life sans dairy. I will not be joining you for supper any time soon.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #331,813

@331,806 (dw !jdTkvovFCQ)
Seems they partially lifted the bans and introduced legislation. Very little has been allowed and a label has to clearly indicate if a product contains more than 0.9% GM ingredients.
http://ec.europa.eu/food/plant/gmo/authorisation/authorisation_applications_1829-2003_en.htm

@previous (H)
Stop being French.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #332,031

@previous (A)
cool thanks
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