Matt had just came out of a sausage buffett, the bierwurst however, was a little off. Matt desperately needed to poop. He found an abandoned alley and braced himself. Just as he was about to poop, an alsatian licked his anus. Matt sprayed slushy diarrhea shit all over the alsatian. The alsatian then ran into a car and killed itself. Matt had laid a bowel inflation, on an alsation.(Edited 37 seconds later.)
You son of a bitch.
@previous (Gunlog !!ZCoBJ4umD)
Not as bad as the Jamaican incident.
@previous (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
I am first going to tell them about your Amazonian incident.