Topic: Matt! Matt!
GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 14 years ago #20,457
Short and fat!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #331,434
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #331,738
No Green, it's -poor- and fat.
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HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #331,760
I seem to have lost the poem. Sorry.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #331,761
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Ah, I just so happen to have it.
Matt, Matt...
Poor and fat...
Filthy, worthless,
spamming rat...
Often drunk... Thrives alone...
His welfare checks pay his loans...
The loneliest fucker ever had,
No one will ever call him dad...
And yet he hollers day and night:
"I blame James MAtthews for my plight,
It's him that spreads trash all round my shack...
It's him that makes me binge and snack,
He pushes me to cry and spam,
And sends the mods that I shall slam..."
Ah, I just so happen to have it.
Matt, Matt...
Poor and fat...
Filthy, worthless,
spamming rat...
Often drunk... Thrives alone...
His welfare checks pay his loans...
The loneliest fucker ever had,
No one will ever call him dad...
And yet he hollers day and night:
"I blame James MAtthews for my plight,
It's him that spreads trash all round my shack...
It's him that makes me binge and snack,
He pushes me to cry and spam,
And sends the mods that I shall slam..."