Topic: Green's Dark Secrets: The Old Calcutta Incident
Gunlog !!ZCoBJ4umD started this discussion 14 years ago#20,456
Green was eating curry in Old Calcutta, but the chef had coughed Legionnaire's Disease into the lamb vindaloo. Green suddenly had a violent stomach ache. He ran into an alley filled with deformed Indian children street waifs. He pulled off his paints and crouched down. Just then, a furry dog ran up and licked his anus. Green spewed massive diarrhea all over the dog, whih then drank Calcutta tap water and killed itself. Green had laid a curry log, on the furry dog.