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GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 14 years ago#20,455
Matt had just came out of a sushi bar, the squid however, was a little off. Matt desperately needed to poop. He found an abandoned alley and braced himself. Just as he was about to poop, a spider crab licked his anus. Matt sprayed slushy diarrhea shit all over the crab. The crab then scuttled into a car and killed itself. Matt had laid a brown kebab, on the crab.