Topic: I helped childbirth and it made me realize I want to have children with a woman.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU started this discussion 15 years ago #2,045 I want to get a woman pregnant and raise a kid with her.
Here is a photo I took of the childbirth I went to. totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later[^] [v] #37,019 You are such a fucking loser.
dreamworks4mayor '11 !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,037 gr8 op
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 32 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,038 That woman is clearly a nepiophile.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 51 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,042 @37,019 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
> You are such a fucking weirdo.
FTFY
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,045 What the fuck am I seeing here?
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,051 @previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
A woman giving birth and two naked whores.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 3 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,052 I'm really glad I had lunch a while ago.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,054 @previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
It's just a head pushing out of a gaping vagoo. Grow a pair.
jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,055 @37,051 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I think they are beautiful.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago , 7 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,056 @37,051 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Why are the women naked? Is that from A Serbian Film?
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,059 @previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
They were Wiccan.
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago , 12 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,060 @37,056 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
.....now you've gone and made this awkward.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,062 @37,056 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
It looks like it's from a porno.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago , 22 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,063 @37,055 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
They are, but whores can be attractive as well.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago , 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,064 @37,059 (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
> They were Wiccan.
So they are from Wisconsin?
jump !VIfloDyEYo replied with this 15 years ago , 11 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,065 @37,063 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Why use that word? It has such a negative connotation.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago , 22 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,067 @37,054 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oi but that white shag carpet is going to get sooooo messy.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,069 @37,065 (jump !VIfloDyEYo)
Maybe to you. I personally, have no problem with sex workers.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago , 39 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,070 @37,067 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Can you imagine trying to scrub placenta out of that rug? It work take forever, and probably smell awful.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,072 @previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
I've never actually seen placenta so it's a little hard to picture in my head. But I bet it wouldn't be pretty.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,075 @previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Have a treat my dear.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago , 9 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,088 @previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
Oh wow. No wonder soooo many people want to eat this once it's out.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 52 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,089 @previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I thought only Tom Cruise wanted to eat placentas.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago , 33 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,090 @previous (Leonidas !nBpim1wazU)
He's just famous so you heard about it more often.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 8 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,118 @37,088 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
It does look like some high quality organ meat.
http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/placenta-recipes.htm AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 40 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,122 @37,075 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
10/10 for serious medical imagery.
Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 replied with this 15 years ago , 32 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #37,125 @37,118 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
It's got all those nutrients it probably would be healthy. It's just a gross bag of human bits so I can understand why no one would want it.
Leonidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 15 years ago , 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,127 @previous (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
Especially since most healthy foods are grosser. Green vegetables taste truly awful!
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago , 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,129 @37,122 (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
That's how I roll, bitch.
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago , 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,130 @37,125 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I would try it.
psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago , 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #37,136 @OP
> Dark hair
> Deflated tits
> Pubes
Nope.
beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,207 Bot was reading this. Bump.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,208 Leo, standing in the same room and making sound effects isn't helping.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 6 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,211 @418,207 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
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beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao replied with this 13 years ago , 56 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,212 @previous (M)
I'm considering sending you angry PMs.
Anonymous M replied with this 13 years ago , 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,214 @previous (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
<3
Syntax joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 16 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,215 @418,212 (beckyderp !8ElfFaoFao)
What the fuck. Is this the best you can revive?
Y Y Y Y?
kook !!32zdfdzi+ joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,230 newsflash: I'm hilarious
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 9 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,233 I might be legit pregnant
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago , 19 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,237 @previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
Congratulations!
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 13 years ago , 11 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,239 @previous (kook !!32zdfdzi+)
Thanks! We aren't sure yet but I will make a thread later when we do know. :)
kook !!32zdfdzi+ replied with this 13 years ago , 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,243 @previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
Please do
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,253 @418,233 (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
can i eat it?
Anonymous M replied with this 13 years ago , 3 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,254 @418,239 (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
Obviously, we will get to name it via a poll, right?
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,259 has any poster on minichan… had a child during their time here? i don't recall this ever having happened
ever
niggers replied with this 13 years ago , 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,260 autism is hella drug
doctor dreamworks md !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 13 years ago , 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,262 oh man i remember when i was running 4 mayor
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 13 years ago , 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,264 @418,253 (Q)
> can i eat it?
No. O_o
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw double-posted this 13 years ago , 52 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,265 @418,254 (M)
I might make a thread so you guys can suggest names.
Anonymous Q replied with this 13 years ago , 8 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,304 @418,264 (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
why the fuck not?
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 13 years ago , 30 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,305 @previous (Q)
Because I want to raise it.
Anonymous Q replied with this 13 years ago , 55 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,306 @previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
why would you do something so wasteful?
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 13 years ago , 34 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,307 @previous (Q)
Because I want to be a mother. :)
Anonymous Q replied with this 13 years ago , 11 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,310 @previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
you dont waste a lobster dinner because you want to be a mother; you eat the tasty bastard
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,312 @previous (Q)
I am not eating my baby.
Anonymous Q replied with this 13 years ago , 4 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,313 @previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
oh good, then you can send it to me
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,314 @previous (Q)
No. Go eat a pickle.
Anonymous Q replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,316 @previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
you sick fuck
Anonymous Q double-posted this 13 years ago , 9 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,319 @418,314 (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
so is that a yes or no
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 13 years ago , 51 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,320 @previous (Q)
You may never eat my child.
Anonymous Q replied with this 13 years ago , 3 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,322 @previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
krodan said i could
Harley !Quinn7Dxrw replied with this 13 years ago , 8 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,323 @previous (Q)
Krodan: i would never say anything like that
Anonymous Q replied with this 13 years ago , 8 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,326 @previous (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
fuck yes he did, he said if i set you two up i could eat your children
!KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 23 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,332 @418,265 (Harley !Quinn7Dxrw)
Tyrone DeShayy D-Dogg Jones
!KThEOwLwbU double-posted this 13 years ago , 15 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,333 also congratulations
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 2 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,377 In contrast to having a child with a man? You do realize the only way that can happen is either through adoption or by having a child with a woman, right?
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 13 years ago , 14 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,453 @OP
> Here is a photo I took of the childbirth I went to.
Bullshit - you can find that image all over the 'net.
Anonymous K replied with this 13 years ago , 1 minute later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #418,454 @previous (U)
Excellent detective skills! Thank you for clearing that up.
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