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Topic: Ten things that people in the country do for fun on a Friday night

Gunlog !!ZCoBJ4umD started this discussion 14 years ago #20,409

1. Look at the grass.
2. Sit on the sofa and stare at the blank, white wall.
3. Farting contest.
4. Drink really bad, cheap beer alone.
5. Look at a tree.
6. Crave the company of just one other human being.
7. Look at an insect.
8. Post on chans -- wait, they have no internet in the country.
9. Make out with dog.
10. Sleep.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #330,794

> implying the countryside isn't full of upper-middle class people with fantastic houses and lots of yard to go dirt biking on
> implying the countryside can't be close to cities

Gunlog !!ZCoBJ4umD (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,796

@previous (B)
> implying dirt-biking is an exciting social activity for a Friday night
> implying these "cities" that you are close to are anything more than tiny little framing communities

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,806

@previous (Gunlog !!ZCoBJ4umD)
> implying Livonia, MI is a "tiny little framing community"

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #330,845

@previous (B)
Represent, yo.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,893

Enjoy dying in the zombie apocalypse, cityfag.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,903

1. fuck sister
2. fuck mother
3. fuck daddy
4. fuck cousins
5. fuck livestock
6. fuck grandmaw and grandpaw
7. shit in holes in the ground
8. repair trailers after hurricanes
9. lynch faggots
10. watch nascar

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,927

@previous (E)
Still better than paying ten dollars for a coffee and pretending a picture of a chick with a raw chicken for underwear is important art instead of fucking funny and stupid.

Gunlog !!ZCoBJ4umD (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,949

@previous (C)
lol

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #331,023

@330,927 (C)
fuck yeah incest and bestiality

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 48 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #331,024

@330,903 (E)
That's the south, not the countryside.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #331,031

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
thats northern, southern, european, asian south american, and african countryside my ignorant little frand

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 48 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #331,056

They get those ATVs and ride them in circles around their property 20 hours a day making noise heard 5 miles away (because in the country noise travels).

Or they do the same shit on a tractor.

Basically that's all they do.
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