Topic: Lol. Enjoy your tiny cheese holes Americans.

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 14 years ago #20,400

http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/2113-swiss-cheese-holes.html
In order to receive the rating, the holes have to be between
3/16 and 13/8 of an inch in
diameter.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #330,678

Holey Cheesy Jesus Breadcrust.

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,679

@previous (B)

Our cheese holes can span over 1 inch!

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,680

@previous (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
That means you are paying for the weight of more air, when you buy a pound of cheese. American cheese less wasted air space.

Anonymous B double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,681

Cheese with no wasted space for air

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,682

@330,680 (B)
No wonder americans are so obese!

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,685

@previous (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
Cheez Whiz
Ingredients: WHEY, CANOLA OIL, MILK, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, MALTODEXTRIN , SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF WHEY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, SALT, LACTIC ACID, SODIUM ALGINATE, MUSTARD FLOUR, WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE (VINEGAR, MOLASSES, CORN SYRUP, WATER, SALT, CARAMEL COLOR, GARLIC POWDER, SUGAR, SPICES, TAMARIND, NATURAL FLAVOR), SORBIC ACID AS A PRESERVATIVE, MILKFAT, CHEESE CULTURE, OLEORESIN PAPRIKA (COLOR), ANNATTO (COLOR), NATURAL FLAVOR, ENZYMES.
Size: 15 OZ

I bet your cheese is made with a fraction of these wonderful ingredients. Notice it comes with Worcestershire sauce, saving you the bother of adding this on top of your cheese.

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #330,692

@previous (B)
European cheese>American 'what can barely be called cheese'

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #330,699

@previous (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
Euro cheese spoils. Cheese in the jar with all those extras will last forever.

leonidas joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #330,707

@previous (B)
but that is not cheese that is a sauce made partially out of cheese

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #330,712

@previous (leonidas)
Enough of that stuff may stop you from Stalking young girls.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #330,713

> expecting anything out of pasteurized American cheese

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #330,714

@previous (D)
Cheese in jars is environmental friendly. Jar is re-usable & requires no added plastic wrap.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #330,715

@previous (B)
All American cheese is pasteurized, you fuckwit.

dw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,725

@330,712 (Anonymous E)
sorry i used the wrong name i am not really leonidas

dw !jdTkvovFCQ double-posted this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,726

if i was i'd kill myself

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,730

@330,682 (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
you're the fat-ass

cool websites you go to green
you pig

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,741

@previous (E)

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,766

@330,730 (E)

I'm big bone thanks.

Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,773

@330,730 (E)
What website is that?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,888

@previous (Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM)
www.clownsong.com

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,907

@330,766 (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
thats what all fatasses say

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,910

@previous (I)

fuck of

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,917

@previous (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
i cant hear you over the sound of you shoveling garbage down your lardass gullet

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,919

@previous (I)

your square

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,922

@previous (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
...whistled your rolls of lard, as air escaped from the inter-lardass cavities

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,926

@previous (I)

fuck of

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #331,025

@previous (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
its time to put down the fork, fatty

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #331,028

@previous (I)

Nah. I want to get so fat I get one of those electric scooters from the government so I don't have to walk anywhere.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #331,032

@previous (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
lolololnono
Fat on a scooter?

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #331,037

@331,028 (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
but your already teh fatness

picture related

GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #331,038

@previous (I)

but I can still walk everywhere

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #331,039

@previous (GreenBear !BEERiVqJJw)
Then we would see you on tv newscasts. Every time they do a story on obese, you may appear as example. Fat is not where its at

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