Topic: IDEAS FOR A BETTER NASCAR

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #20,385

1. Driven on courses that simulate real roads.
2. Cars have to carry a barrel of alcoholic beverage through the entire race.
3. Cars get a head start before the police cars start chasing them.
4. Any car that gets overtaken by a police car is out of the race.
It shall be known as the annual moonshine run.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #330,533

Better idea: No pit crews. No helmets. No barriers. Final Destination.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #330,534

I might watch that.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #330,535

You could throw in those new self-driving cars.

You could also make the drivers have to text and/or talk on cell phones while they drive.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,536

@330,533 (B)
Helmets are to be allowed.
@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
lolno

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,537

@previous (A)

WTF?

A robotic car would probably win Nascar.

And making the drivers have to master cell phone while driving would make it more challenging and get rid of those stupid laws we have in California.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,538

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
Smugglers don't text while driving.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,544

Get rid of the cars and driving, keep the booze and sluts.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,546

@previous (squeegee)
Do you not want alcohol-related fires?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,548

@330,544 (squeegee)
Without cars where do you sex up the drunk sluts?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,558

@330,546 (A)
you can make molotovs and thro them at cars that sounds as fun

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #330,560

@previous (F)
Illegal.

Kathryn !MMo/DwqyBY joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,598

Attach chainguns to the tops of the cars.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,603

@previous (Kathryn !MMo/DwqyBY)
Nascar: starring Jason Statham.

IM IN UR MIND, LOL joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,623

@330,598 (Kathryn !MMo/DwqyBY)
FUC YEA DEATH RACE

do we also get the 18wheeler of doom?

brainwurms !!gbU9At49F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,626

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxi1J2EntVU

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #330,631

@previous (brainwurms !!gbU9At49F)

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