green (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later[^][v]#329,904
An average alcoholic.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#329,905
I know an alcoholic who's lost most of his teeth and can't hold down a job.
He likes vodka because he says people can't smell it.
You can.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#329,907
An average male at work.
green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#329,908
@329,905 (squeegee)
How can you lose your teeth? They're in your mouth.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#329,909
@previous (green)
He put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy.
squeegee replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#329,910
@329,908 (green)
Poor dental hygene due to alcoholism
And lack of money to pay for anything but pulling them out.
He's generally a sickly looking fellow. Always looking like he's off to the hospital (but he's not, the closest he gets to a doctor is when the nurse asks him to leave for not having insurance.)
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#329,911
@previous (squeegee)
Had to look this up. Tooth and Consequences:
Over time, drugs and booze tend to wreak havoc on our teeth and gums, so it's no wonder that many sober people are daunted by dentists. But denial is not the answer. Here's why it's important to brave up.
Alcoholics typically battle two issues: the alcohol irritates all the soft tissue in the mouth and it decreases the amount of natural saliva. In terms of the tissue, the skin of the mouth is very delicate and the alcohol is corrosive to the gums, cheeks and skin. It can affect the way the tissue cells divide, which is why people who drink heavily have a greater chance of getting mouth or throat cancer.
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green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#329,912
@329,910 (squeegee)
I brush twice a day. Need some milk for fridge, now I have fridge.
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#329,913
@previous (green)
Me feel real dumb. I thought alcohol would kill bacterial n shit. Larn something new every day.
green (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#329,914