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haha! I remember that. Krodan and Murray the Rat!
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:')
Good times. I, honestly miss trolling anontalk. It was humorous to spend my entire waking hours of 10PM - 4AM letting the floodgates loose as all of the TC/T4C and MC people literally flooded the board to shit, filling the entire first three pages. And talking my way out of shitlistings for "incompetence". Fun times.

Top of the mornin MC, my name is Ritsu Tainaka.
I'm a 17 year old Japanese chav. I get blocked in my spare time, and spend my days perfecting my writing and watching superior British television shows. (Monty Python, I.T Crowd, The Office)
I drink WKD every day, this superior alcohol can get you fucking blocked because I always drink it 24/7, and is vastly superior to any other drink on earth. I got my fake ID two years ago, and I have been getting pissed every day.
I speak British fluently, both cockney and upper class dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their laws, which I never follow (because fuck the police).
When I get my British visa, I am moving to London to attend a prestigious Secondary School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a writer for the BBC or ITV!
I own several tracksuits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Britain, so I can fit in easier. I swear to my elders and seniors and speak British as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Britain!
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@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Ritsu "Stickybuns" Tainaka