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This morning, amidst a flurry of camera flashes and reporters, Kirk Johnson, President of the International Committee on Internet Trolls (ICIT) released the ICIT quarterly rankings. There were several surprises. According to Johnson, "First of all, ChrisChan moved to first place when it was discovered that he is not, in fact, an Autist. No, it turns out that he is just a really great troll. Boxxy holds on to second because she has returned under another handle, and posted videos, yet in disguise, so no one knows it is her. Indy the Great comes in at a close third, simply because of all around greatness in trolling. Leonidas is fourth for convincing people that he is an obsessed, stalking Autist, when he is really just a troll. Scatman is fifth for pretending that he is French when he is really a black African. Nickalollyoff is next, for pretending that he is not a homosexual. As for Bert, he has over 10,000 handles that he uses successfully, and that counts for something. m00t, unfortunately, has fallen in the rankings for being too quiet and inactive lately. Kook wins ninth place for acting like she is not a serial killer, while Green is a newcomer to the rankings for his quite wonderful transgender experiment. Overall, I think this was a great quarter!"
1. Christian Weston Chandler
2. Boxxy
3. Indy the Great
4. Leonidas
5. Scatman
6. Nickalollyoff
7. Bert Bertlekamp
8. m00t
9. Kook
10. Green