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Topic: Am I not allowed to have friends who are girls without fucking them or something?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 14 years ago #20,163

More than half of my close friends are women for some reason, whatever, and everyone either asks if:

A: I've had sex with any of them
B: I'm dating any of them
C: I plan on fixing this strange problem of not fucking any of them


I can joke about stuff like this, but it's really obnoxious when people assume such stupid shit.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #328,042

no it's not allowed

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #328,043

Yeah, people assuming you're straight is really obnoxious.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #328,045

@previous (C)
you're a homo

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 57 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #328,056

@OP

Girls make great friends. Do not expect most of your friends to understand this. They are jealous.
http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200109/can-men-and-women-be-friends

Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #328,057

@previous (D)
I wish I had female friends. :\

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #328,060

@previous (Kathryn !TGirlYJKXM)
There are many ways to get new friends. Now that you know how to Google. Look for community volunteer opportunities. You can volunteer at a hospital - civic events etc etc etc.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #328,064

i also wish i had female friends but all females are so lame
so lame

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,073

@328,045 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Thank you for not assuming I'm straight. You're a cool guy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,111

@328,064 (F)
this
women suck. become gay man master-race like me.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,117

@OP
most of my friends are females too
ignore the haters and do fuck them if they want it
be cool fool

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,146

@328,111 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
five me bro

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,151

@previous (F)
hifive bro

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,154

Sharing a tent while camping with a female friend. She asked me about if the boner was because of her. Had to remind her about morning wood. At least I think it was.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,155

@328,151 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
no i meant let's try all five tonight

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 51 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,156

@previous (F)
all five what????

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,159

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Arms, obviously.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 38 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,160

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
but I only have 3 and a half.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,205

Image went missing@328,146 (F)
@328,151 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I like how fabulous this thread is getting. Additional high five.

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #328,207

@328,160 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Do you have a nude photo of that bottom half of her. In a pinch the top half will do.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #328,362

It's okay to be gay OP.
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