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Topic: Planet Fitness is for FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 14 years ago #20,136

fuck off with your whiny bullshit alarm system

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #327,750

> lunk alarm
Only in America, and I mean it in the least trollish way possible.
Don't you get pizza there regularly as well?

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,751

> Planet Fitness has a device called the “Lunk Alarm” at all of its facilities. [...] The “Lunk Alarm” sign has a spinning light, and sounds like a tornado siren. The sign also defines a “Lunk”, and it reads as this: “Lunk , n, [slang], One who Grunts, Drops Weights, or JUDGES”. Use of this alarm is seen as degrading to bodybuilders and other fit gym goers.

I'm guessing if you curl in the squat rack, you get punched in the dick with a cartoonish boxing glove on a spring.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,755

Planet Fitness has too many fucking rules. It's annoying to be in there.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,757

lolamerica

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,773

@327,750 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Yes. They give out unhealthy junk-food on a regular basis.
@327,755 (D)
Such is why I'll try Anytime Fitness instead.
Also, do you even lift?
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