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Topic: Bank error gives man unlimited ATM withdrawals at Detroit casinos

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 14 years ago #20,123

http://www.local10.com/news/Bank-error-gives-man-unlimited-ATM-withdrawals-at-Detroit-casinos/-/1717324/14853520/-/10hrao8/-/index.html
It's about time someone gets something out of these fucking bailouts. What a lucky motherfucker.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #327,551

> Prosecutors recommended 15 months in prison

What a lucky motherfucker.

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #327,557

@previous (B)
15 months for stealing 1.5 million is getting off pretty damn easy. Plus there's no way of knowing he didn't stash some of the money. Assuming he isn't a total fucking moron then he did.

advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,560

@previous (C)
He probably is, seeing as he gambled the damn money away.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,563

@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
Supposedly. I'd like to think he has some stashed away for when he gets out. Of course being a nigger he probably spent it all on nickel slots and never tipped a single cocktail waitress.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,588

lol he could have moved away and lived quietly in comfort never working again instead he gambled and lost 1.5 million now he has nothing dumb nig

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,600

@previous (E)
Racist.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 49 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,606

@previous (F)
i'm not racist, but stuff like this will make people racist. i can't believe he kept getting money and he gambled it all. stupid

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,625

@327,557 (C)

> 15 months for stealing 1.5 million is getting off pretty damn easy.

The people who run the big banks did a lot more financial damage and had less to no jail time.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,626

@327,588 (E)
You honestly don't think the bank would've quickly caught on to 1.5mil lost regardless of how he spent it? He was not going to keep all that money to begin with, so he just decided to piss it away while having fun.

Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,649

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
with 1.5 million and a head start, he could move to another state, cover his tracks and start over. better yet move to a country that has no extradition treaty with the US. i just think it's dumb that he gets hundreds of thousands of dollars and instead of buying nice things, supporting his family, investing it, hiding it, laundering it, buying a house, he decides to gamble (and lose) every last penny. that makes him a fucking idiot.

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,686

@327,625 (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
True. But banks aren't beholden to human laws or morality. It's like trying to prosecute Zeus for raping every hot mortal chick he saw.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,694

@previous (C)

Didn't the Atlanteans try that after Zeus and Jehovah got drunk and wrecked the place?

Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #327,710

@previous (H)
Perhaps. The court stenographer was most likely raped and then drowned with the rest of the island. It was spring break and those two bros were party animals.
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