Topic: ITT: good advice for weight loss.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 14 years ago #20,113
Here are some that I am following right now:
1. If you feel hungry, drink some water.
2. If you really are hungry, eat some fruits or veggies.
3. If you are bored, lift some weights or go for a walk.
4. Get a part-time manual labor job.
5. Become a gym member. Remember to bring a friend or two or else it will get boring and you may just quit. Big mistake.
6. Check out reverse thinspiration.
7. Weight yourself once a week.
8. Get a belt.
1. If you feel hungry, drink some water.
2. If you really are hungry, eat some fruits or veggies.
3. If you are bored, lift some weights or go for a walk.
4. Get a part-time manual labor job.
5. Become a gym member. Remember to bring a friend or two or else it will get boring and you may just quit. Big mistake.
6. Check out reverse thinspiration.
7. Weight yourself once a week.
8. Get a belt.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #327,481
@OP> 6. Check out reverse thinspiration.
@page 6 I stopped looking. Lots of lutz but to much cellulite mixed with thin to look at more.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #327,482
Was looking for some advice on weight loss from a fat kid. Thanks, OP.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #327,483
Ooo, i got some.
1. Tapeworms. They do the eating for you, you just digest their empty calorie poo.
2. Bulemia. It's way more fun than anorexia, and the worst consequence is being beautiful. No brainer.
3. Anorexia. Not recommended. It's basiaccly the hardest fiet ever. Sure the results are... dramatic, and if you're looking for speed there's not a better way to go, but if you're not a teenager then you're probably in the habit of eating, and bad habbits are hard to quit.
4. Some kind of serioud liposuction or stomach stapling. Willpower is not even a choice.
5. Hire 4 incredibly fat people to follow you around so you look thin by comparrison.
See, there are always alternatives.
1. Tapeworms. They do the eating for you, you just digest their empty calorie poo.
2. Bulemia. It's way more fun than anorexia, and the worst consequence is being beautiful. No brainer.
3. Anorexia. Not recommended. It's basiaccly the hardest fiet ever. Sure the results are... dramatic, and if you're looking for speed there's not a better way to go, but if you're not a teenager then you're probably in the habit of eating, and bad habbits are hard to quit.
4. Some kind of serioud liposuction or stomach stapling. Willpower is not even a choice.
5. Hire 4 incredibly fat people to follow you around so you look thin by comparrison.
See, there are always alternatives.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #327,484
I like this new "manual labor job" schtick.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #327,486
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #327,488
@327,483 (squeegee)
6. Develop a meth habit. Ks could probably hook OP up with a discount for the first few doses.
6. Develop a meth habit. Ks could probably hook OP up with a discount for the first few doses.
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@OP
I'm not laughing.
I'm not laughing.
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1. Eat less2. Exercise more