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Hank Splatters !08dNbCEGv. started this discussion 14 years ago#20,043
Last night, I was cruising around Taco Bell in my Volkswagen Microbus, painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I spotted a 400 pound negress with 25 tacos. I bought 17 burritos, and lured her into my van. I drove her out to a deserted forest outside of town. I then gave her the burritos. She began wolfing them down like a savage animal. While she ate, I sniffed her butthole. When she finished, I pushed her out of the van and kicked her hard in the spleen. She buckled down, and I punched her in the face. I then climbed back into my Volkswagen Microbus, painted like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. As I drove off, I saw her stumbling in the dark, in pain, trying desperately to find her way home. I laughed. I then drive through McDonald's and got a #4 with a Diet Coke. I took it home and watched reruns of Welcome Back Kotter until 4 am.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#326,831
Interesting. What would Aristotle have to say about that?
Hank Splatters !08dNbCEGv. (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#326,832
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Did Aristotle have a thing for obese negresses?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#326,833
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Had black people even been invented when he was alive?
Hank Splatters !08dNbCEGv. (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#326,834
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lol yes...they knew of Africa
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#326,835
@previous (Hank Splatters !08dNbCEGv.)
Alas, I do not know what Aristotle thought of Africans. You should ask Walter. He has both a Phd. in Black People and a Phd. in Aristotle! And he is only 16 years old!
Hank Splatters !08dNbCEGv. (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^][v]#326,836
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lol that sounds like Chris Chan, who is Head of Egyptology at Brown!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#326,837
@previous (Hank Splatters !08dNbCEGv.)
Walter was going to be nominated "King of Africa", but he humbly declined the offer in order to focus on his life goal of quoting Aristotle on the internet.
Hank Splatters !08dNbCEGv. (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#326,839