Topic: Fucking hell I hate computerized job "training"...
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q started this discussion 14 years ago #19,979
> have to sit for hours on end, looking at a computer screen set to the wrong resolution
> computer mouse is a shitty ball mouse that is terribly clogged
> have to log on TWICE on the Web site just to get to where I need
> learning is done through flash powerpoints
> have to wait for the voiceover to stop to get to the next slide
> must complete 20 of these stupid powerpoints
> range between 30 minutes to 2 fucking hours (like the MSDS chemical sheet slideshow)
At least I get a 15min break after 3 hours of this shit.
> computer mouse is a shitty ball mouse that is terribly clogged
> have to log on TWICE on the Web site just to get to where I need
> learning is done through flash powerpoints
> have to wait for the voiceover to stop to get to the next slide
> must complete 20 of these stupid powerpoints
> range between 30 minutes to 2 fucking hours (like the MSDS chemical sheet slideshow)
At least I get a 15min break after 3 hours of this shit.
vocalon joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #326,205
> flash
> powerpoints
shit nigga
> powerpoints
shit nigga
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,206
starving children working in sweatshops in Cambodia on 15 hour shifts in 105 degree 100% humidity weather are crying right now thinking about how bad you have it.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,207
@326,205 (vocalon)
I know. And the damn things crashed on me a couple times.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You know what? I'm going to have to push carts for 15 hour shifts in 105 degree 100% humidity weather with the blazing sun scorching my sensitive flesh over the summer, so fuck off.
I know. And the damn things crashed on me a couple times.
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You know what? I'm going to have to push carts for 15 hour shifts in 105 degree 100% humidity weather with the blazing sun scorching my sensitive flesh over the summer, so fuck off.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,208
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,211
realdw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,212
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,216
Those are some terrible first-world problems you have there, bud.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,219
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,223
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> computer mouse is a shitty ball mouse that is terribly clogged
WTF! You do know the ball drops out for cleaning. Cue tips & alcohol. Probably tweezers will be required. Keep your Jizz away from computer in future.
> computer mouse is a shitty ball mouse that is terribly clogged
WTF! You do know the ball drops out for cleaning. Cue tips & alcohol. Probably tweezers will be required. Keep your Jizz away from computer in future.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,226
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #326,229
@326,223 (G)
> he thinks employees-in-training are allowed to release the ball from the mouse
They know that people steal the balls.
> he thinks employees-in-training are allowed to release the ball from the mouse
They know that people steal the balls.
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #326,232
Indy the Great !!2pRBAYNvG joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,517
Why do you need weeks of intensive job training to push grocery carts back into the supermarket from the parking lot?
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #326,601
@previous (Indy the Great !!2pRBAYNvG)
We don't. We just had to go through 5 hours of computer bullshit.
We don't. We just had to go through 5 hours of computer bullshit.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #326,622
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #326,713
Get that GED first. Then you can talk.
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 22 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #326,883
@previous (J)
GED Yet? When? Then you can teach English to Chinese & eat all the Egg foo young you want.
GED Yet? When? Then you can teach English to Chinese & eat all the Egg foo young you want.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #326,887
