Topic: I found balls at the grocery store today
Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 15 years ago #1,997
pic related discuss?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later[^] [v] #36,256
$8.99? Those are some expensive balls.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #36,257
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #36,259
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #36,261
I got blue balls and I didn't have to pay $8.99!
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #36,262
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #36,264
"It's important to keep your balls dry and smelling lightly of lavender. Soggy, pungent balls reeking of baking soda will do more harm than good. Your balls will turn a troubling red coloration when this happens and become turgid, at which point you should scrub them in warm water, picking any stray particulate matter out with a pair of tweezers. Place them in a cool, dark box and they will dry and shrivel back to their healthy blue complexion."