Topic: my name is postmortem

postmortem started this discussion 14 years ago #19,953

i used to have a girlfriend

i dont now

thats it i just wanted to tell you

thanks for wasting your life by reading my posts

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #326,027

Girlfriends cum girlfriends go.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,029

> i used to have a girlfriend
> i dont now
Did she find out about how you treat that poor dog of yours? Is that why she left?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,030

My pleasure to take an interest in the events going on in your life.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,031

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
He does need a new girlfriend. Careful because he will treat you like a dog.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,036

@previous (B)
I hope he manages to find one. I was being sarcastic.

Anonymous J replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,037

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Good for you!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,038

What happened?

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 47 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,039

@326,037 (Anonymous J)
Thank you.

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,040

@326,038 (E)
He treated the GF just like he bullied the poor dog.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,042

> And I'm a gigantic faggot who can't admit that I love big black cock
FTFY

vocalon (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,047

@previous (F)
lol

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,050

I feel strangely honored. I actually have a girlfriend though, despite 3 hours of crying.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,051

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Your dog does not count. Not nice to do that to the dog.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,053

@previous (B)

My dog's fine. I'm not sure why everyone is all up in arms about this.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,054

@previous (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
If I were your girlfriend, would you really treat me like a dog?

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 16 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,055

@326,053 (Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Because you decided to show all of us, how mean you are to your own dog.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #326,067

@326,054 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Subtle.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #326,085

@326,054 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
@326,055 (B)

Whelp, what I was doing in that video was an act. My dog is fine, I don't abuse my dog. I can understand thinking something along the lines of "Oh, if he treats his dog like that on camera, imagine how he treats him in private". In private I'm very friendly with my dog, as I am with my other animals. What you saw in that video was nothing more than an act.

My dog was not frightened during the ordeal, if he were, he would have attempted to escape. And I doubt strongly Wimpy felt at all offended by the things I said to him.

Minichan