Topic: Hey, there beliebers! ask me anything!

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,951

Hi, my name's Justin Bieber, you know the teen pop star? Well I've decided to reach out to my fans, not on twitter, or facebook, where I'll find them en masse, but on the more obscure corners of the internet. Places like minichan!

Nobody I'm working for knows about this, it's just something I'm doing to try and talk to real people, individually, one on one. You see, I haven't gotten to do that in a long time. Every person I've met since becoming famous seems to only want to be friends because of my fame, and wealth. The few people I've met have almost immediately asked for favors, or to be featured in a music video, or song.

Yes, I've gone out in disguise before, but I'm not Hannah fucking Montana (yes, I can curse), I'm not going to build relationships in a disguise, I sincerely miss the days of being able to make real, genuine friends.

So, I'm on Minichan, a corner of the web where I'm unlikely to find too many of my fans. (I've been here for a while, lurking, I've posted anonymously once or twice.)

I want to get to know you, and I want you to feel free to get to know me.

So, ask me anything.

-Justin

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #325,974

Do black people get sun tans?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,976

Justin, you're not safe here. There's a poster here called "Squared" who is obsessed with you. Once he sees this topic he'll backtrace your IP, find you IRL and bumrape you. You'd best lay low for a while.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,017

jk guise, it's me. Postmortem

vocalon joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #326,023

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
oh
my
god

who
fucking
cares

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #326,024

When did you stop having sex with your mother?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #326,028

@326,017 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Gasp!

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #326,032

@326,023 (vocalon)

I think you mean "whom fucking cares"

postmortem replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #326,035

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
No one, that's who.

elmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,127

so he isnt here?
why did you get my hopes up then?

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,129

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,165

@325,976 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

realdw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,262

@325,974 (B)
my friend who is originally from indonesia does

dw !PX4a1ytKYo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,264

@previous (realdw !jdTkvovFCQ)
you want mine

realdw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,268

@previous (dw !PX4a1ytKYo)
friend or sun tan

dw !PX4a1ytKYo replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,269

@previous (realdw !jdTkvovFCQ)
winter tan