Topic: Gonna start wiping my ass with baby wipes

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,937

Paper just doesn't cut it anymore. It leaves little fibers from the paper on your ass that causes irritation. I don't feel like paper effectively cleans my ass, then after wiping and wiping it makes my asshole sore and itchy as fuck from having toilet paper wiping it excessively. Sometimes my ass itches so much it feel like I have hemorrhoids, but then I realize it is just living with the inadequacies of toilet paper.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #325,783

@OP
Eat more fibre.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,784

Tell your boyfriend to buy quality lube.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk replied with this 14 years ago, 13 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,785

@OP
Also, make sure you are pooping correctly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WQaqeC_wME

Should come out clean as a whistle.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,786

@previous (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
Interesting.

Bizarr O'Nidas joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,788

Get a bidet.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,831

take a shower, you smell like shit

dw !PX4a1ytKYo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,836

@previous (squeegee)
smell good

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,838

Thanks for updating us on your ass, OP.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,839

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
This. It's threads like this that make Minichan great.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,840

@325,838 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
@previous (H)
lmao

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,842

Its threads like this that make this a temp scatchan.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,069

@OP

Be sure to flush them down the toilet and not leave them in the trash.

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,070

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
Good advice because we all know how you lurk & rummage through trash.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #326,134

@previous (F)

I want to hear one week from now how OP's doing with his plan.

Lee Suicidus !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #326,339

Be a man, use sandpaper.