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Topic: A joke

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,933

Knock knock
Who's there?
My dick

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 42 seconds later[^] [v] #325,744

What'd the banana say to the orange?
"fuck you"

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #325,745

What do all ghost mom's have?
Pussies

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,746

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To rape you lols :3

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 14 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,748

Knock knock
Come in

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 14 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,749

What's big, white, and covered in shit?
My dick

elmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,750

@325,744 (A)
@325,745 (A)
these two made me laugh hard even though they aren't funny

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,757

@previous (elmo)

You laughed because you have heard the original version of those jokes. So what I said was the unexpected result, which is what makes a joke funny to begin with (absurdity/unexpected outcome, etc.)

One of those was originally an anti-joke, so "anti-anti"? strange stuff

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,760

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One of them was assaulted.

Anonymous C double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,761

What's the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag?
One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #325,762

I came here hoping for a 'better snake than lever' thread. :(

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,774

ha ha ha

@previous (D)
*better nate than lever

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,853

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
knock knock

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,857

@previous (F)
Who is there

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,858

@previous (G)
*whom

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,859

@325,857 (G)
lettuce

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,860

@325,858 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
*Whom

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 25 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,861

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
*hwam

Anonymous F replied with this 14 years ago, 23 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,862

@325,860 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
*Whom.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,863

@325,861 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Now you're just being silly.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 28 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,864

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
who am?

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 13 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,865

@325,858 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
hose there

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,866

@previous (G)
Beethoven's 5th symphony.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,867

@325,864 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
*Whom

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,868

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
*whamsoever

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,869

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
*Whomæ

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,870

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

whæœm

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,871

A homey couple and their two daughters move into a house haunted by a girl who disappeared in 2054.

vocalon joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,988

why did the chicken cross the road?

Chickens aren't sentient and thus, do not understand reason or logic.
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