Topic: I want to make love to a goat.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,993
Not just any goat, mind you! A clean, healthy, friendly goat that doesn't have a horribly deformed face like some breeds do. I'd love to have some land to keep a few goats and some dogs. We could live together as a family! I don't really know much about taking care of goats, though, or even what they are like (other than cute); my knowledge is limited to a petting zoo, some YouTube videos, and an admittedly pathetic amount of bestiality porn. I have seen one video where the poor goat was clearly being raped, but in the others they didn't seem to emote very much. Do goats enjoy having sex, or do they simply tolerate it? Can they have orgasms? All I'd want is for them to be happy, as well as to indulge in my own desires. Having only lived in urban areas, I have zero experience with keeping livestock animals. It wouldn't surprise me if the reality of having animals is somewhat less idyllic than my little fantasy! Still, I've never really felt happy living exclusively with humans (although that could just be because I'm a shut-in), and I do love animals and the outdoors.
So does anyone have advice for me? I know I can look things up myself, but it's nice to get a response from an actual person. Also, are there any other zoophiles here who can recommend an online community? The only (active) forums I can find are quite insular and frankly make me too nervous to sign up.
Sorry if this post is a bit confusing and ramble-y; I'm really tired right now and I can't stop thinking about goats!
So does anyone have advice for me? I know I can look things up myself, but it's nice to get a response from an actual person. Also, are there any other zoophiles here who can recommend an online community? The only (active) forums I can find are quite insular and frankly make me too nervous to sign up.
Sorry if this post is a bit confusing and ramble-y; I'm really tired right now and I can't stop thinking about goats!
Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #36,157
Of course goats enjoy sex. Especially sex with humans.
!ex2FoeCATg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #36,159
Disgusting. That's rape. If you ever do that I hope you get locked away forever.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #36,160
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #36,164
Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #36,221
Thanks for sharing that with us!
@36,160 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Imagine seeing that thing floating face-down in a soiled community pool.
@36,160 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Imagine seeing that thing floating face-down in a soiled community pool.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #36,228
@OP
Get the fuck off my Minichan hamfist.
Get the fuck off my Minichan hamfist.
Nimp !zcat4201QM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #36,285
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #36,418
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #36,505
For a measly $50-100 a street whore will dress up as a billy goat. She will make goat sounds (no clue what a goat sounds like) She will find those noises on the net.
So go to the store and buy goat milk. Take it to the whore you have hired to role play a goat. Pour goat milk all over here and go for it.
However IF a a goat saddles up to you and nuzzles you and sniffs your butt, and that goat is begging you for sex, then go for it. Whatever you do ---DO NOT NOT NOT give the goat alcohol. The one exception to this is IF you plan to kill the goat and eat it.
Goat is popular fare in Arab as well as areas of Mexico - In fact its a biblical food. People have been eating goat for eons.
It is a very lean meat. Healthy. So if you give booze to a goat and intend to kill it after sex, you may find the meat already marinated.
So go to the store and buy goat milk. Take it to the whore you have hired to role play a goat. Pour goat milk all over here and go for it.
However IF a a goat saddles up to you and nuzzles you and sniffs your butt, and that goat is begging you for sex, then go for it. Whatever you do ---DO NOT NOT NOT give the goat alcohol. The one exception to this is IF you plan to kill the goat and eat it.
Goat is popular fare in Arab as well as areas of Mexico - In fact its a biblical food. People have been eating goat for eons.
It is a very lean meat. Healthy. So if you give booze to a goat and intend to kill it after sex, you may find the meat already marinated.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #36,506
Nexus !faggot joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #36,508
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
