I look over, wondering how he's up on the second floor window. He's too weak to carry a ladder. I'd then open my window, let him in, and offer him some tea or coffee or other such warm caffeinated drink, which may or may not have been spiked. Once he's nice and unconscious, stash his lifeless body in my neighbor's box outside their house until he comes to. :3
Shoot it in the face.
First I'd be surprised that he's able to do that, what with my window being on the second floor.
Then I'd just prod him with my fencing sword until he fell down.
@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Is that a real thing? Because it should be.
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Have you ever thought about the difference between just being comfortable with someone, and being really comfortable with someone?
Now, I know there's strangers that you don't feel comfortable with, and then there's some people that you meet, and even if you don't know them that well, you mysteriously experience a sense of comfort.
And who knows what triggers it? I mean, you don’t even know why you feel comfortable around them: it could be some quality about them, it could be their voice, it could be the rhythm - at which - they speak. It could be something else that you’re not even sure of.
And when you experience that sense of well-being, (deep breath) then maybe - maybe - the more you feel at ease with a person, the more you can permit yourself to do things that you wouldn’t do around strangers. Like, like, you might be able to say things that are on your mind, as you relax around the person you’re with. (Deep breath)
But now, with me, I find, ah, that there’s also a deeper level of comfort. It’s the comfort you feel when you’re with someone who you feel extremely secure around, as if you’ve known this person for a long time. Me, now, how I see it is—it allows you to just let go completely and deeply relax when you’re in this person’s presence. Because some quality about them lets you get this sense of reassurance about them.
To me, now, one thing that I, that I find - and maybe you find this too, I dunno - it’s, it’s like when you listen to them, what they say becomes a lot more fascinating because you feel so calm around them that it allows your imagination to take off, and think of all the fun things you’d like to be doing with them, to the point that you can plan out the time in your future to do all these things with them, these fun things, that you just really would enjoy doing with them.
Now, with me, that’s just how I see it.
Shoot him with my bow and arrow.. if that didn't work, I would toss hot boiled water on him. Then knock him off his ladder. Then let Krodan use his chest for a trampoline.
Shoot him with my bow and arrow.. if that didn't work, I would toss hot boiled water on him. Then knock him off his ladder. Then let Krodan use his chest for a trampoline.
Kill him, then fuck his lifeless corpse.
@previous (Handel)
you volunteering? his corpse that is.