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Topic: have you ever confessed your sins in a church?

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,896

please tell me how it goes, im thinking of doing it

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #325,331

No because I'm not a dirty taig.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,333

@previous (B)
a what?
and i think it could be fun, but i want one of these churches that have booze and shit
maybe some nuns that give head, i dunno -- hence this topic

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,338

@previous (A)
Probably a slang or derogatory term for a Catholic.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,340

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Oh, thanks. You're not wowaname are you? :/ Confusing.

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 53 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,341

@previous (A)
Who is wowaname?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,342

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
cat, cocktrobbles

Catherine !TGirlYJKXM replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,343

@previous (A)
What? And I was right.
A taig is a derogatory term for an Irish Catholic.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,344

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Congrats!
Guess you're a different Cat. Maybe even a dog . o O

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,347

Why not just tell a close friend instead? Less chance of being molested that way.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,351

@325,343 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Newfag.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,383

I have done it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,386

@325,347 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck you

no priest would want me anyways
not even handel would do me

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,442

@325,333 (A)
> maybe some nuns that give head, i dunno -- hence this topic
You are really nuts to think that is what goes on in Catholic churches. Priests give you head jobs, never nuns. Priests also massage your prostate.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,445

@previous (G)
wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7XzcGnUCI0

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,446

@previous (A)
Really enjoy that show.....However!
"The famous church scene in which Hank (David Duchovny) is pleasured by a Nun in his fantasy. This scene is apparently "mocking" the Christian faith."
No question the rare straight Priest, fucks a Nun.

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Handel joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,447

@325,386 (A)

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> fuck you
>
> no priest would want me anyways
> not even handel would do me

> Implying I have low standards
> Oh wait

Living in a predominantly catholic country i have on occasion confessed my sins to a priest.

It goes a bit like this:

> Bless me father for i have sinned. It has been (x time) since my last confession. I did not show love when (Insert sins here).

> Priest absolves me from all my sins and gives me 2 hail marys to say.

editor replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,449

@previous (Handel)
> Priest absolves me from all my sins and gives me 2 hand jobs.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,471

You're all idiots. If they gave hand jobs during confession then i'd still go to church.

Protip: it's all for show, they just want your money.

HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,474

Sorry, but I'm not a filthy degenerate Catholic.
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