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Topic: Common names that always indicate stupidity

Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,879

Tiffany
Brandy
Brandon
Nick

Others?

realdw !jdTkvovFCQ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #325,149

leonidas

dw !PX4a1ytKYo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,151

brie

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,153

Tequila
Wayne

realdw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,157

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
hold it right there

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,158

@previous (realdw !jdTkvovFCQ)
no

realdw !jdTkvovFCQ replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,160

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
hold it right there

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #325,162

Any named for an alcoholic beverage

1. Brandy
2. Chardonnay
3. Champagne
4. Miller Lite

Any stereotypical black name

1. Shania
2. Shaniqua
3. Unique
4. Michael Jordan

Any name that isn't a name

1. Magic
2. Carpet tree
3. Lion.jpg

People named after pop-culture icons

1. Elvis
2. Presley
3. Ringo
4. Spiderman

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #325,193

All of them.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,201

joran

vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,202

Anything with an apostrophe or a dash.
Anything with more than 5 correct spellings (Brendan, Brandon, Brenden, Brandan, etc.)
Anything with more than 3 silent letters.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,205

@previous (vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV)
brendan ≠ brandon

squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,223

Herman. thank god for legal name changes

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,242

@325,162 (E)

> Any stereotypical black name
>
> 4. Michael Jordan
>

Hold up now. Certainly not THE Michael Jordan. You mean other guys with the same name, right?

The rest of your algorithm is sound.

Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,264

@previous (J)

I had trouble deciding whether "MJ" would go in the pop-culture icons section, or the black names section. I decided that I would put it in the black names section, as it is usually blacks who are named Michael Jordan. I could certainly make a "black celebrities" list, and include both MJs (jackson, and jordan), MLK, and others, but that feels too specific. And any non-black named Michael Jordan won't live long enough to even comprehend anything I'm saying about how he's screwed.

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,356

@OP

I know lots of smart people by each of those names. Stupid white people names are like Cletus.

elmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,371

female names ending with "I"
people named after countries or continents

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,373

@previous (elmo)

> people named after countries or continents

I've never seen that. Though an ancient continent like Pangea or Gondwana wouldn't be as bad.

elmo replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,374

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
i know like 2 people whos name is pronounced as Asia but isn't spelled like it

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,375

@previous (elmo)

Are they asian ancestry whether it be oriental or other parts of asia?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,377

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
Are you dumb?

You think Asian people are naming their kids... Asia?

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,378

@previous (A)

American ones.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 55 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,379

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
You think American Asians are naming their kids Asia. wtf?

elmo replied with this 14 years ago, 18 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,380

@325,375 (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
naw, black

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,381

@325,379 (A)

Some are pretty stupid.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,429

@previous (Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU)
Not as stupid as you, though.

Handel joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #325,453

@325,379 (A)

> Autism

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #325,454

Matthew

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #325,457

@325,453 (Handel)

> > Autism

vocalon replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #325,459

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> > > Autism
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