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Topic: I want to set these anti-suicide socrates booths up in real life parks all over!

Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU started this discussion 14 years ago #19,871

Externally hosted imageExactly like what was dreamed up in this cartoon.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later[^] [v] #325,077

lolwat?

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,091

I thought it was going to be a "suicide booth" where you walk in expecting a quick and painless death, but instead you get a long winded speech about how you shouldn't kill yourself, life is precious, whatever.

The only problem being that people would get word of the booth's true function rather quickly, so I guess every so often it does kill you.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,093

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
Similar to a phony Abortion clinic. They get the girl inside & then pull out bibles and bore her to death.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,094

@previous (D)

Do they every so often perform an abortion to keep people on their toes?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,101

@325,093 (D)
Oh christ, is that a real thing that bible thumpers really do? Surely there's some sort of law against doing that?

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #325,115

Image went missing@325,094 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
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Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #325,355

@325,091 (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
> long winded speech
It's three words and a face of Socrates.

Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #325,412

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #325,431

@OP
Or you could just kill yourself.
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