Topic: What's the most offensive smell you can think of?
Anonymous A started this discussion 14 years ago #19,849
The body cannot be blank.
Walter !f4iDvLXlwY joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #324,757
Niggers.
Handel joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #324,758
Rotten vegetables: A cacophony of bad smells.
Marceline !oxyJfPDoNg joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #324,759
Grover piss.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #324,763
Burning. A terrible bittersweet smell. Always very ominous, perhaps the smell of decay would be high on my list too.
Postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ double-posted this 14 years ago, 24 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #324,764
And unwashed vagina
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #324,779
Ammonia has a horribly painful smell.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #324,780
Hydrogen sulfide The smell of Rotting Eggs.
.0090 ppm Everyone smells it
1000 ppm Immediate collapse with loss of breathing, even after inhalation of a single breath.
.0090 ppm Everyone smells it
1000 ppm Immediate collapse with loss of breathing, even after inhalation of a single breath.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,783
dog shit.
Marceline !oxyJfPDoNg replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,784
squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,785
I would think the most offensice smell would be a thickly layered composite smell. I don't think any one smell could be more offensive than, say, like, festering dead animal smeared with bat guano, fish oil, and sprayed with a diabetic and lactose intolerant man's milk fueled diarreah spray.
kookooburra !WfGl8QSvHw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,787
bile, directly from the liver and not from vomiting.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,790
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,804
Cadaverine.
Oh, and putrescine!
Oh, and putrescine!
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pizzaday joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,849
butt
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,851
I very nearly threw up on a girl's vagina once because her ass and pussy hadn't been washed in god knows how long. The funny part is she swore she just showered before I came over and begged me to go down there. I got trolled hard that day, gentlemen.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,852
An alcoholic with liver damage that has lost control of his bladder.
Feels like dying, man.
Feels like dying, man.
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,853
Nobody's said tobacco smoke. That to me stinks more than anything because I don't have nicotine addiction like most of you.
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pizzaday replied with this 14 years ago, 39 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,854
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #324,862
The smell of rotting children.
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,870
@OP
Someone's breath after eating at Golden Corral. It's like death and grease and mold all balled up into one deadly motherfucking stink.
Someone's breath after eating at Golden Corral. It's like death and grease and mold all balled up into one deadly motherfucking stink.
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,881
@324,851 (M)
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeezusssssss H Krist!!!!
Would it have been rocket science to take her into the shower with you? Shower sex is good sex!
First rub rub scrub scrub & then you get her sorta wet all over again.
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeezusssssss H Krist!!!!
Would it have been rocket science to take her into the shower with you? Shower sex is good sex!
First rub rub scrub scrub & then you get her sorta wet all over again.
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,907
@previous (G)
Oh thank you! The guy who just discovered shower sex has a brilliant plan. why didn't I think of that? Oh wait, I did. she swore she already took a shower (as I said) and declined taking another. Not that I really was in the mood for much after having to swallow my dinner for the second time.
Oh thank you! The guy who just discovered shower sex has a brilliant plan. why didn't I think of that? Oh wait, I did. she swore she already took a shower (as I said) and declined taking another. Not that I really was in the mood for much after having to swallow my dinner for the second time.
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,910
@previous (M)
Simple enough. You could have started going at it and then said "I" need a shower and please join me for some fun.
Simple enough. You could have started going at it and then said "I" need a shower and please join me for some fun.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,918
Anonymous M replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,919
@324,910 (G)
I don't know if you're trolling or you're just 12. Either way, your kung fu is weak, bro.
I don't know if you're trolling or you're just 12. Either way, your kung fu is weak, bro.
Anonymous M double-posted this 14 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,920
Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,923
@previous (M)
Sir you are most correct. I live clean & seek out clean gals who give clean in return. Dirty talk ok....Dirty body? nonononono
Sir you are most correct. I live clean & seek out clean gals who give clean in return. Dirty talk ok....Dirty body? nonononono
Anonymous R replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,927
Come on guys? Nothing is really worse than fresh cow shit. That smell burns the fucking hairs in your nose.
Anonymous E replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #324,995
@324,854 (pizzaday)
> i dont even smoke but i gotta say i love the smell of cigs
Did your parents smoke?
> i dont even smoke but i gotta say i love the smell of cigs
Did your parents smoke?
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #325,044
I'm 12 and this thread made me smoke.
Lee O'Nidas !nBpim1wazU double-posted this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #325,046
This might smell bad.