> "One Green is enough for me" Falco said as Green and him lay on their honeymoon bed. "I lo..love you Falco" Green said. Falco >whipped out the lube and lubed Green up good. He then stuck a 12 inch vibrator up Green's moist and inviting anus. Green had an >epileptic fit of pleasure and his head exploded. "SHIT! GREEN! HAS MY HUNKYFUNK FINALLY KILLED YOU?!". Falco noticed a can of spam. >"This Green was a spambot all along. Wait. This means I'm single again! Yeah baby, yeah!". Doo doo doo doo doo doo (sexual >innuendos involving Falco and penises)."
Shakespeare you Ain't
Leo Tolstoy not by a long shot.
F. Scott Fitzgerald not even close.
Charles Dickens You wish.
Erich Segal lolonono
Oscar Wilde? A homosexual writers dream - Keep trying.
Jane Austen or Louisa May Alcott? Perhaps you may end up a lowcow version.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#324,225
@324,222 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
This is about the costumes. Have the kid, I don't care, but for once could you wear the monkey suit and not the Mickey Mouse one. Please.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#324,226
@324,224 (D)
Oh, I'll write more fanfic, WHEN I'M DRUNK.