Because every picture of a woman over age is deleted as CP.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#324,207
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
The real question is: What the fuck you doing or expect over at scatchan? Gain some respect for yourself and play in places that were not set up for YOU KNOW WHAT
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#324,209
> ""One Green is enough for me" Falco said as Green and him lay on their honeymoon bed. "I lo..love you Falco" Green said. Falco >whipped out the lube and lubed Green up good. He then stuck a 12 inch vibrator up Green's moist and inviting anus. Green had an >epileptic fit of pleasure and his head exploded. "SHIT! GREEN! HAS MY HUNKYFUNK FINALLY KILLED YOU?!". Falco noticed a can of spam. >"This Green was a spambot all along. Wait. This means I'm single again! Yeah baby, yeah!". Doo doo doo doo doo doo (sexual >innuendos involving Falco and penises)."
Shakespeare you Ain't
Leo Tolstoy not by a long shot.
F. Scott Fitzgerald not even close.
Charles Dickens You wish.
Erich Segal lolonono
Oscar Wilde? A homosexual writers dream - Keep trying.
Jane Austen or Louisa May Alcott? Perhaps you may end up a lowcow version.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#324,228