Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 14 years ago#19,753
"One Green is enough for me" Falco said as Green and him lay on their honeymoon bed. "I lo..love you Falco" Green said. Falco whipped out the lube and lubed Green up good. He then stuck a 12 inch vibrator up Green's moist and inviting anus. Green had an epileptic fit of pleasure and his head exploded. "SHIT! GREEN! HAS MY HUNKYFUNK FINALLY KILLED YOU?!". Falco noticed a can of spam. "This Green was a spambot all along. Wait. This means I'm single again! Yeah baby, yeah!". Doo doo doo doo doo doo (sexual innuendos involving Falco and penises).
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 3 hours later[^][v]#323,560
Agent Yellow
Falco hopped into his shit powered car. "Yum. Prune juice time". He turned the ignition on and shat his way to the highway. *Beep beep* Falco's phone rang. "This is Admiral Mootwo. We need you at 4chan HQ immediately. We have a problem." Falco put his pedal to the medal, little did he know, an army helicopter was following him..
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#323,563
Doctor Autistic
The helicopter started shooting missiles out Falco, which our dashing hero avoided. "Eat my fuckfurs!" he shouted at the helicopter. He managed to reach HQ just in time, and the helicopter flew away. "Ah!" ,said mootwo, as FALCO entered the HQ, entered the HQ, "justin time." Falco shat on mootwo and they had the obligatory sex. "What's the haps mootwo?". Mootwo turned on a viewscreen. "Doctor Autistic has building a lazer on the moon. Once completed, he plans to fire it at the earth; turning everyone into a Sonichu"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#324,227
Bye bye shit
Mootwo frowned "Our loyal readers are getting annoyed with the amount of shit in this fanfic. Which is why we upgrade your armor so you shoot exploding niggerdicks, and your dick is a helicopter that can fly!". Falco screamed and came in mootwos eye permanently blinding him for teh lulz. Moot3 was then rolled out and Falco savagedly beat him with his helicopter dick.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quintuple-posted this 14 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#324,373
Meanwhile, at Doctor Autistic's lair
"That Falco. Grrr" said Doctor Autistic. Luckily, I have my new henchmen; Indy the Greatly fat. An obese manchild from Lousiana. He kills people with his shit related questions. Zombie Leonidas, a creeper who just doesn't know when to die. He eats brains of ginger girls. And Agent Yellow, well, he is on a top secret mission at the moment...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) sextuple-posted this 14 years ago, 22 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#324,596
Boat Explosions
Falco headed to the speedboat and started speeding to Dr Autistic's lair. He did a rape on the boat and came. However, another boat was tailing him. It opened fire, but Falco used his helicopter dick as a shield. He threw exploding nigger dicks at the boat, and it blew up. Falco pulled the man out of the water. "Who are you?" Falco giggled. "I am Agent Yellow" replied the man, "and it's time for you, to die"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) septuple-posted this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#324,598
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Agent Yellow pulled out a bomb. "5 seconds" said Agent Yellow. "Shit" said Falco. He started revving up his helicopter dick and flied away as the boat blew up. Falco had survived a boat explosion. He looked at the wreckage. Agent Yellow's mask was floating on the water. He had drowned. "Falco decided to lay a few floaters of his own and said "fuck it I'm taking a helicopter"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) octuple-posted this 14 years ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#325,057
Falcon
Falco took the chopper and reached the island. He masturbated and ejaculated on the lair and ran inside. But no one was there. Suddenly a vertical door shut behind him, and the earth started shaking. Falco shat on the floor and licked it all up. "Have you ever sniffed your teenage cousin's butthole?" a voice asked. Falco fell to the ground, "NO!" he shouted. Indy the Greatly Fat appeared...