Topic: My hobby: amateur taxidermy
brainwurms !!gbU9At49F started this discussion 14 years ago #19,725
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #322,939
This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
brainwurms !!gbU9At49F (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #322,941
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #322,967
I used to go this tire shop/taxidermist out in the boonies back in the 90's. The guy was like a mad scientist with taxidermy, he created all sorts of weird shit by mixing animal parts. The thing I remember most distinctly was a deer's ass made up to look like a face, shit was hella real looking, looked like some kind of monster. True story, good times.