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Topic: benefits of having a small penis

sexman started this discussion 14 years ago #19,723

1. Going balls deep- if you have a small penis you can most definitely get all of your penis inside of a girl's vagina, mouth, ass, etc.

2. Easier to girls to do anal- The smaller your penis is, the less it's going to hurt when you go inside her backdoor, so the smaller your penis is the more likely the girl is to be okay with you shoving it up her pooper

3. A biological excuse for being bad at sex- If you have a large penis, then for whatever reason people expect you to be good at sex. So if you have large penis, and fuck up fucking there's going to be a lot of disappointment. But if you have small penis, and don't do well in the sack, you already have a tiny built in excuse.

that's all I have so far

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #322,929

My tiny dick will never see any of this action so it still kind of sucks.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,985

Damn man, you're almost making me jealous.
Almost.

dw !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,994

rofl at your 6 inch cock

Handel joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #323,007

@322,985 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)

This.

@previous (dw !BEERiVqJJw)

> Implying you're any bigger.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #323,009

You can't really be bad at sex. You'd have to be one uncoordinated mother fucker to fuck up the mechanics of a little in-out. It's not like there's complicated footwork. It's not dancing. What's to be bad at? Seriously, there's like one motion to master and you're good. I mean, you don't have to have a routine, "missionary into doggy into reverse cowgirl into piledriver and she'll come. Gotta master those transitions or she'll never come!"

Nah, little in out will make em come just fine. Don't need to get all fancy.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #323,021

@322,929 (B)
Gorillas has 2 inch dicks & get lots of action.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #323,052

@323,009 (squeegee)
> little in out will make em come just fine

lolno. You sound like a flaming virgin right now. Penetration doesn't make girls cum automatically. It's not like that at all.

You don't need to master transitions or anything crazy, but there's definitely more to making a girl cum than "in and out".

Anonymous replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #323,056

@previous (H)
In and out, up and down
In and out, up and down

Now I can be that man that you can get to do
And I see the way you are when I undress you (yeah)
Get on that bed babe "n" show me how you stay
I wanna know if you like it hard or soft
But I know you'll like it my way

In & Out
You like it baby
No telling me maybe
Front to back
I'm lovin' you baby
All over you baby
Up and down
You're feelin' it baby
I know you are baby
Round and round
Let me touch your body there


Now you are the type to give it to me right (yeah)
Lady you started this no backing out tonight no
Give me some of your loving girl
That you promised to give me
So undress yourself get comfortable
Feel my sexuality

said babe i know, u got the feelin' (boom)
in the bedroom with ur legs to the ceiling,
looking atcha body with ur clothes ime peeling,
off ur bbback, when i cum now with my attack,
10 outa 10 when it comes to the sack,
jigga jigga(scratch noise) jtee on the bad boy track,
here we go, 3rd AWA(scratch noise)edge gonna cum correct,
when ime licking u first from ur feet to ur head, (where?)
doesn´t really matter on a couch or a bed,
take it slow, do u think that u can handle my flow?
when i explode i´ll be letting u know,
in ´n´out vibe and away we go!!

Checking the checkin' the right vibe
Come a come alive
When I be riding the right mic inside
I be lyrical bad boy the G intense MC
Just wind ya booty
I'm a lyrical bad boy MC dapa-don
Get upon the rhythm
Do me right not wrong
Ladies just shake down ya bumper
Down to the dance floor
We getcha hyper

Danger- I got the mic inside
Ladies- 4/5 by my side
All they- want is just to grind
Oh no- that called be called a crime
Gimme the key to your chastity
Wanna get down dirty gettin' freaky
Don't wanna steal it so ask her nicely
Just shake dat hip 'n' wind ya booty

In and out, dance, dance, dance
front to back you got to, you got to hit em wid a killa role
Up and down In and out vibe and away we go
Sexual feeling gonna make you come
Down with the sounds of the bass and drum
In and out and up and down baby, and down baby
Down with the sounds of the bass and drum
In and out
Front to back
Up and down
Round and round

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #323,057

@previous (Anonymous)
...ok

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #323,149

@323,007 (Handel)
In my dreams!

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #323,154

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Green just dream that you have more then 4.0 Maybe your dreams will cum true.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #323,182

Gonna have to call bullshit on this. Some girls bitch about my 5.5 inches up their poop hole's. Not that thick either.

Anonymous G replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #323,238

@previous (I)
WRONG HOLE!

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #323,320

@previous (G)
No, sir. No. That is always the right hole.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #323,351

rofl at you 6 inch cock

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #323,358

Image went missing@322,985 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
> jealous

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #323,416

@previous (K)
Sup Svet?
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