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Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 14 years ago#19,697
is it really that hard to flip the fucking seat up with your shoe? I wish I could cut their cocks off because they honestly don't know how to use them.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later[^][v]#322,610
Fuck, I know what you mean. Nearly every damn toilet seat at my college has piss all over it.
Really, if you can't figure out that you need to flip up the lid to piss you have no business being in further education.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 37 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#322,611
Bet you think its always some dude? I know a number of gals who refuse to sit down on public seats and piss sorta sitting in air just above them. Women were never designed to piss necessarily ->
Piss flaps often fail in this regard lolol
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dw !BQFEE6sAIY joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#322,626
I concur!
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#322,630
Because they're assholes.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#322,631
dw !wcGhozXBms joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#322,636
sorry, cba to touch a pissed on toilet seat with my fingers just to avoid further pissing on it.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#322,638
@previous (dw !wcGhozXBms)
that's why I said in the OP that you should flip it up with your shoe...
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,644
for lulz
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,645
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,646
i always piss over the toilet the walls the floor and blast everything with piss then wipe snot behind the lock for the cubical. one time i put the toilet lid down then took a shit on it
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,647
Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,652
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Tell me about it. When I finished reading, I was really offended.
dw !wcGhozXBms joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,669
@322,638 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
no way i'm using my shoe to handle a pissed on toilet seat
do you have any idea how easy it is for wood to harbor bacteria?
no thanks, i already have to stand on newspapers and scoot around in a public toilet now i have to wear special clogs with a toilet seat attachment?
no sir
i'll just piss on it too
also i don't flush
fuck the police
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Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,673
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,674
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
When dw said wood harbors bacteria - He was referring to his shoes.
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brainwurms !!gbU9At49F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,683
It just reminds me that I can piss standing up and I get little excited by the possibility of someone sitting in it without checking first. But not after, that's just gross.
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Igor the Russian !!LpTa7uM0g joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,757
In Russia, we use hole in ground. We not use girly seat like weak, soft American.
dw !BQFEE6sAIY replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,777