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dw !BQFEE6sAIY started this discussion 14 years ago#19,653
Lunch Lady? She's a man baby!
Vocalon was slitting his wrists and crying in Math class. His teacher asked him "What is the square root of 64?" Vocalon screamed "TRIPTYCH!". The teacher was about to give him a detention when the bell rang. "To the cafeteria!" Vocalon shouted! Vocalon's crew talked about how they hated the lunch lady. "Vocalunch vocalady? It's a man baby!" vocalon exclaimed. Everyone vocalold.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later[^][v]#322,266
Haha, that does sound like something he'd do.
dw !BQFEE6sAIY (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,278
Girls; are they a bitch type Pokemon?
Vocalon sat at the lunch table and started watching his animu. He saw a girl he liked and shouted "MY WAIFU!" in her face. She sprayed him with mace and he cried. The jocks laughed as they stole his MLP backpack. "I'm telling teacher" vocalon whimpered...
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,316
lol
d[vv] !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,319
lol
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 26 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,320
Quality thread is quality.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,338
But it turns out he suddenly became alpha and started banging this one girl. Semi-true story.
dw !BQFEE6sAIY (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#322,407
Even the nerds beat me up
Vocalon ran crying into the library and sat in the corner. "Zeek zeek" said a bunch or nerds as they walked up to him. "OTAKU! ME WATCHERU ANIMU!" Vocalon yelled. The nerds started throwing protractors and algebra at Vocalon. Vocalon ran out crying and slit his wrists. Then he bumped into Brock the jock...
dw !BQFEE6sAIY (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#322,518
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"You a Pokemuru Gym Leaderu!" Vocalon screamed at Brock. "Time for a swirly you dweeb" Brock replied. Vocalon pissed himself and everyone laughed. "Peepants peepants" everyone chimed. Brock threw Vocalon over his shoulder and took him to the toilets...
Handel joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#322,526
> InB4 Brock and Vocalon have homo sex.
dw !BQFEE6sAIY (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 23 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#322,755
Swirly swirly the little girly
Brock held vocalon by his girly hair and gave him a swiry. Vocalon cried, so Brock kissed his bum better. Vocalon then ran to a teacher, "Teacheru! Brock gave me a swirly!" vocalon whimpered in tears. "Fuck off vocalon. Go watch MLP!". Vocalon then proceeded to the school roof...
dw !PX4a1ytKYo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#322,822
Cat boyfriend thinks you’re a pencil-neck-dweeb. If he catches you eyeing his woman one more time he’ll give you a swirly in the litter box-
(Edited 37 seconds later.)
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#322,858
This is great
dw !BQFEE6sAIY (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#322,864
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#322,873
Amazing. More vocalon fan fic. Moreu!
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#322,970
"I'm going to jump" said vocalon, on top of the school roof. Unfortunatly; no one cared. Vocalon, leaned back and fell off. "NOOO!" shouted a voice. Vocalon landed in muscular arms. "To the trunk of my car with you". Vocalon recognised his savior as Brock. Brock then threw vocalon in the trunk of his car, and drove to the woods. They reached their destination, and Brock let vocalon out of the trunk. "Whyeru are you doing thiseru?" vocalon questioned. Brock ripped at his face and tore off a latex mask, what he said next chilled vocalon to the bone; "It's to4str time"...
dw !k0YYk3WGr. replied with this 14 years ago, 9 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#323,068
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 10 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#323,178
The lovely woods
Vocalon started running as to4str looked for his lube. "You can't hide" to4str said "I'm going to penetrate your boy butt". Vocalon cried as he faced a catch 22. He didn't want to be raped by to4str, but he realised this would be the only chance he would ever have to lose his virginity...
Anonymous H replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#323,179
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Green started running as to4str looked for his lube. "You can't hide" to4str said "I'm going to penetrate your boy butt". Green cried as he faced a catch 22. He didn't want to be raped by to4str, but he realized this would be the only chance he would ever have to lose his virginity...
realized not realised
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Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#323,204
Lube is for n00b
to4str closed in on vocalon with a lubed erection. He was about to get some boy butt when a bear did eat him. The bear headed towards vocalon but realised that he wasn't worth his time. "NOOO!" screamed vocalon as he realised he had lost his only chance at sexual contact. He proceeded to walk home to masturbate to animu.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 46 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#323,211
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#323,213
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
Time marches on without regard, young man.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#323,271
Vocaloo weeabo desu
Vocalon put his arm in the freezer and then proceeded to masturbate. He then had a spastic fit and shat himself. "I need my ritalin" vocalon said. "Time to smoke pot and watch Lucky Star!". Vocalon banged his head on the wall for vocalulz. He smoked his pot and ate shit. Little did he know, his parents were returning home...
dw !ldKWx.hAr6 replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^][v]#323,273
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 15 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#323,545
Therapy? Oh behave baby! YEAH!
Vocalarry threw vocalon down the stairs. Vocalisa tied him up. "Son, it's time for therapy. You never leave the house except for school. And you are deluded." Vocalon tried gnawing his arms off. "NORU! ME NO HIKKIMORU! ME JUST WANT ANIMU! SUPERU SAIYU!" vocalon started headbutting his parents, he almost made it out the door when Vocaloli knocked him out. "Take that you little piece of shit" she said as she pissed on him.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#323,557
Therapist session
"Hello vocalon. I am Dr Turdstein. Why don't you have a seat over there?". Vocalon sat on the couch and began cutting his wrists. "That's naughty." The threrapist said. "What has got you so upset?". Vocalon cried "TRIPTU!" he screamed. "I lost her to an alpha!". The therapist laughed in vocalon's face. "Crybaby! Crybaby!" he chanted. Vocalon beat himself with a flowerpot. The therapist took out a pen and started writing. He then said; "Why don't you take of your pants?"...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) triple-posted this 14 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#323,876
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"What did you say?" queer Vocalon. "I said, do you like your parents?". The the therapist swivelled in his chair. "To4str time!". Vocalon screamed and crapped his pants. "You got eaten by a bear!". To4str had a jolly good chuckle. "I raped my way out. And I'm not a therapist. I'm the rapist". To4str reached for his pen...
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) quadruple-posted this 14 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#325,058
Sup t o 4 s t r
"Lazers" shouted to4str. Voalon was blinded. "Don't worry. It's on the lowest setting" said to4str, marching full speed ahead at Vocalon's boy butt. His mom burst the door open. "Alright you little shit! Mommy has ran out of cigarettes an-wtf?" she screamed. To4str had a fit. "Argh a woman. Keep that filth away from me!". Vocalisa stabbed to4str and they headed back home.