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Topic: ITT we pretend we are other minichan regulars

Falco started this discussion 14 years ago #19,648

I make technofag music, and I jack off cats.

Handel joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #322,138

I'm an angry homosexual prick who insults other users because of the pain in my anus from taking it in the butt every night.

KS joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #322,142

I sell drugs and drug accessories.

dw !UE4tP9aa7w joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #322,143

i am more then all of you combined and i jack off dogs.

Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 16 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #322,147

Image went missingOh hello :3

Leo Nerdus joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #322,158

why do you all hate me so much?

fake_anon !kk7QzXZayk joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,165

Philosophy is fun.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,167

Image went missingi like ponies and rarity is mai waifu

Broseph joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,170

Not really. I might be committing political suicide by saying this, and be accused of selling out, but here it goes: I want to get away from the Kimmo stylesheet altogether. I want to get away from the idea of being a chan altogether. I want to create a discussion board that is more like a social network than anything else. It would be like Facebook, with the focus being on the board and real discussion rather than it focusing on groups, likes, wall-posts, pokes, games, etc. It would give you the option to post anonymously rather than forcing you to register, but registering and having a profile would be an option. It would be like twitter, but would encourage intelligent conversation rather than 100 character "tweets" that seem to be dumbing down the nation. It would be like a blog, but people would actually care about it, because rather than being a blog in the sense that it's a single website about you, it's interactive and everyone is tied together through the social network. You could have a "friends" list, but it would be more like a list of favorite posters where you watch for their posts/threads, rather than a restrictive list. It will be like Facebook WAS, back when people actually joined groups and went into the discussion tab to have actual discussion, before they started putting ridiculous restrictions on groups and encouraging people to just "like" corporations instead and have you play mindless games so they can sell your information to advertisers. You'd still have the same freedom of speech, and be able to post anything from chan bullshit to legitimate reporters using it as a medium to post their news articles or blogs. It would be like youtube, but the focus would be on discussion rather than video, but the idea of it being user generated content is the same. Privacy would never be an issue, because you'd still have the option to post anonymously and no logging in would be required.

I warned you it was political suicide. I know some of you must think I'm joking and that I just don't get it. I know I probably sound like Kimmo several years ago, posting about stuff where it was obvious to everyone but him that only he thought his ideas were a good idea. The difference is, I'm not a sociopath, I don't want to do this because I think I deserve a billion dollars, I don't think it's guaranteed to be the next big thing, and I understand that it's not for everyone, so I have no intention of spamming my site all over the god damn place trying to attract attention from people who will obviously hate it. I just know there are a lot of people just like me out there who miss the old youtube, miss the old facebook, hate the teenage drama of myspace, and are sickened by the watered down content and pointless updates of twitter. There are people out there who love the free speech of blogs and chan sites, but hate the meaningless shit that fills most chans and the fact that most blogs are just people who only want to talk about themselves or think they're real reporters because they have a website. I know the internet market is already flooded with so many social networking and sharing sites that I might just be insane. Maybe I really am like Kimmo and I'm trying to reinvent the wheel just because there's not a site out there that's not EXACTLY what I want it to be. If that's the case, just say so. If there's a social networking site out there that's ridiculously close to what I'm describing here, just say so, and I'll leave you alone and I'll go there instead. I'm not going to be like Kimmo and go ahead with an idea when everyone tells me it's lame and refuse to take any advice and call anyone who disagree with me a troll, but if you read this and you feel the same way, if your're like me and feel like there are millions of people out there who feel the same way we do, if your're sick of settling for what's already out there and feel like the internet needs a new niche for everyone who is like us...
JOIN ME

Or don't because I realize that was a little over the top.

Green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,171

I'm an obese alcoholic and I loving taking Falcos fat furry cock up my AIDS ridden asshole.

OP joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,237

I suck pulsating black dicks for a living.

Handel replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,240

@322,171 (Green)

He'd spell it arsehole ya knob rizzler. Otherwise accurately.

Catherine replied with this 14 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,276

Why does the word live have two different pronunciations with two different meanings?

@322,170 (Broseph)
Is this a copy pasta?

@322,237 (OP)
So you don't suck black dicks that aren't pulsating?

Lee O'Nidas joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,277

Real women are bad at math. Basically this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

If a "woman" is good at math, she's a trap.

protip joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,285

lol

Killer Lettuce !wUaaKKdfXw joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 25 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #322,286

Ponies, Halo, lolengland, cornwall, david_cameron.jpg, I love the BNP and Daily Mail.

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #323,110

I smoke a lot of weed, drink quite often, have a girlfriend and am on probation

Anonymous D replied with this 14 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #323,130

Image went missing@previous (Dead !Pool7hVoC2)
Time to change your moniker. Dead no longer applies.

Dead !Pool7hVoC2 replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #323,165

Image went missing@previous (D)
Maybe I should start using the moniker D. Pooly

Fox !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #323,170

you're a bad furry and you should feel bad

Professor Fart joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #323,173

If you are not, at this very moment, herping a massive derp, then I genuinely pity you...

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #325,083

i compensate for being an asshole by masturbating over furry porn

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,095

@previous (R)
Sup Mark?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,099

@previous (I)
> doxxing, harassment

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,103

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I've done no such thing.

By the way, that's a nice shirt you're wearing. It suits you.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,104

@previous (I)
> suits you
I am actually wearing a suit right now so please stop stalking me. Thanks.

Anonymous R replied with this 14 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,105

@325,103 (I)
creeperrr

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,114

@325,104 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why are you wearing a suit for browsing Minichan? I mean, I know it's considered to be a fairly quality BBS, but that's taking things a little far.

@previous (R)
;D

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,118

@previous (I)
I am working part-time as a homosexual escort and I need to look good for that. Whenever I have anal I always scream out "minichan.org!" when I climax so I am spreading the word. Can you say the same? I think not.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

Anonymous R replied with this 14 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,119

@325,114 (I)
^_^

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,128

@325,118 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
ha ha fag

@previous (R)
:'O

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,131

@previous (I)
not gay thanx

Anonymous I replied with this 14 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,137

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's shockingly easy to not believe.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,140

@previous (I)
would a gay man receive anal from another man while blowing a 3rd guy? I think not. QED.

dw !9eDS86gyLY replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,142

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
sweet

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,144

@previous (dw !9eDS86gyLY)
Stop impersonating dw thanks.

dw !5m7ek2Yj2k replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,145

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
thanks

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 14 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,146

@previous (dw !5m7ek2Yj2k)
disagree thanks

dw !UE4tP9aa7w replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,147

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
agree welcome

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #325,152

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