Topic: Green awakes amidst a pile of barf and garbage

brie !hEyBrieeXM started this discussion 14 years ago #19,622

Deciding it would be wise to get an early start on the day, Green groggily slides off of his bed and onto the harsh, cold flooring of dwelling #4536764. He scans around for a moment, searching for a bottle or can that looks full.
"Success!" He picks up a bottle of what looks like cider and takes a mighty swig of last night's elixer.

"Oh boy, piss!"

He swills down the entire cider jug of urine before passing out into a pile of San Andreas and Scooby Doo DVD boxes.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #321,904

He's at risk of losing his council housing due to health code violations

green joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #321,908

What is a garbage?

brie !hEyBrieeXM (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 19 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #321,910

@previous (green)
sorry, make that rubbish.

green replied with this 14 years ago, 8 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #321,914

@previous (brie !hEyBrieeXM)

I'm actually surprised how accurate this story is.

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