Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in North Dakota burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 24 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#321,352
@321,342 (B)
Nope, but I can always move. I kind of like the Fargo-Moorhead area, even though it's a bit boring. It's a shame I only get to go there once a year, at best. @previous (C)
ND is mostly rural and suburb territory. The trailer parks are in the areas that have housing crises (can't build houses fast enough).
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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#321,354
@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Then your numbers are wrong.
> Tuition: > Your tuition amount is based on residency and enrollment levels.
> Residency: > Because the University is a state institution, Minnesota residents pay lower tuition than nonresidents, and, in many programs, receive priority consideration for admission. To qualify for resident status, you must be a U.S. citizen or permanent resident (green card holder) who has resided in Minnesota for at least one calendar year prior to the first day of class attendance. During that one-year waiting period, your primary reason for living in Minnesota must be something other than school attendance.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#321,356
@previous (B) > herpderp what is Minnesota/North Dakota Tuition Reciprocity
Anonymous C replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#321,358
Q: Why do North Dakota grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q (OP) replied with this 14 years ago, 33 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#321,359
Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 10 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#321,361
@321,356 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Huh, not a bad deal for North Dakota residents...
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Anonymous B replied with this 14 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#321,380
@previous (C)
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